"I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office" Says Woman Currently In Office

Posted by $ allosaur 2 months ago to Humor
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"Whoever is in charge of this country has clearly done a terrible job," our vice president for almost four years told her snowflake supporters while performing her best Orange Man Bad impersonation twixt and tween cackles.
"If all you Walking Dead extras elect me, I will fix all the things I had the power to fix since 2021."
Aw, c'mon, y'all! Even believers in Peter Pan could not have trust issues with any word salad assurances by such a so experienced an executive office holder. You go, girl! We who are beneath you need not ask to where.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-fix-things-if-you-vote-me-into-office-says-woman-currently-in-office


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  • Posted by VetteGuy 2 months ago
    Good one Dino! The Bee comes out with some great stuff!
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 month, 4 weeks ago
      The iidiots who allowed Kamala Harris to be placed on the ballot in the first place four years ago are to blame. If they had read the Constitution they would have seen she wasn't eligible to even be appointed as Vice President. The VP must adhere to the same things as the President. She was not 'natural born'...she was 'native born. Neither of her parents were citizens of this country. Native born means your mama dropped a kid on our soil. Natural born means both persons who signed your birth certificates were citizens of this country. O'Bama slipped by because he didn't have a legal father and his mama was a citizen. He was a woods colt.
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