New Study Creates Woke Emergency! Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It!

Posted by $ allosaur 8 months ago to Humor
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Urgent Alert! Urgent Alert!
A new study reveals a large percentage of groomed kids with gender dysphoria come to accept their actual gender. Oh, the horror!
This dire emergency has created a frantic sense of urgency throughout the Jackass Party. Their panties also all in a wad, the BuyMe Adminofmenstration (me dino not know what got into me)
is making sure parents transition their precious children before it is too late. Don't let it be too late, parents. Please!!!
"Chop 'em up now, folks!" Biden said in a no malarkey statement to American parents.
So click the link to read the rest of his teleprompter's malarkey.
And if you don't, you're a racist.
Also, there's a related story of a child's heartwarming gratitude for being clipped in the Trending Articles sidebar entitled~~
"Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now."
So NOW do you see why we parents must rush?
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-parents-to-transition-their-kids-quickly-before-they-grow-out-of-it


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