Ah, such sweet memories of my tender youth I'm now reminded to recall.
A bowl slopped down into left splattered messy all around with greasy grimy gopher guts is an allosaur's yummy dream meal.

Lost it totally with half a brain, stomach turned to lead with the boing whistle-blower. Nice mix of funny, crazy, truth and mind blowing. Thanks for a good start to my week, Carl.

We sang it this way:
Great big gobs greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, bloody dirty birdie feet :)
I do love my childhood!

ROTFL.AO!

Interesting. For us the worms played pinochle on our snouts. 😁

I recall "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, and play hokee pokee upon your snout!"

Then there's the grade school charm: "Great big gobs of green greasy gopher meat, little birdies bloody feet. All wrapped up in purple pickled porpoise puss and I forgot my spoon!"

And other evidence of a humorous and wasted childhood, LOL!

When me dino was a little critter, I heard other kids sing of worms IN your snout instead of ON it.
As a corpse, I'd much rather have worms play pinochle on my nose than in it, but somehow I don't think I'll be caring at all.

…the worms play pinochle on your snout. Your face turns blue. Your feet turn green. The pus comes out like whipping cream….and me without a spoon.

Sorry, but I couldn’t resist.

Okay... With my "Handle", I feel I must comment on the shields being at 70%...

You missed the call when Scotty Said:
"Captain, it's gonna be a wee bit close unless I get some Saurian Brandy down here!"

Side Note: I didn't realize that we had a Saurian crew member named Brandy! But when I did, I sent her down there STAT... The shields have NEVER worked better...

I agree. The Kentucky Derby jockey is spot on. He’s a winner, let’s hope that Biden isn’t.

Oh my Carl...these are the BEST....of course will keep my thoughts of the HOE ones to myself...laughed out loud with Kentucky Derby Winner right on!!!!

Me dino noticed that too. Just didn't bother to mention it.
Think that was due to discovery of Alec Baldwin's revolver having traveled back in time.
That hard to pull trigger had to be pulled every time!
Funny how that's the only way for even Hollywood Alec to be able to shoot a gun.

Thanks (again!) OUC for taking the time to amuse and enlighten us Gulchers with memes of wit and wisdom! Pole (poll) dancing is what this court is all about isn't it? Meme Lord, I tip my tin foil hat, ha ha! That jockey nails it.

It's a shame Noem is getting such a roasting over doing herself what had to be done. Basement dwelling city folks just won't understand and the MSMM will not educate them.

Colorized! First time I've seen this in color. Very nice, dino! "Take off that hat!" LOL!

Kentucky Derby Jocky is spot on.

Noem just illustrates that Americans are hypocrites and place their 'feelings' far above critical thinking.
And these 'Squishy-Feely Loons' procreate and vote!

As far as the CMEs, I'm awaiting for the micro nova.

Noem's mistake was not doing what she decided she had to do but writing an admission without taking in consideration of an audience so wimpy that they--filled with so many wimpy tender feelings--are outraged by people who do not pay a vet to do the same thing.
Anyway, Noem's political career is toast now. At this point she could not switch over to run as a rabid baby butchering abortion-backing Democrat just because she once admitted to shooting that dog.

Old dino was taught in school about brain-eating amoebas when I was a kid.
Learned about that brain-eating worm less than a week ago.
Thought worms ate your brain when people are dead and buried like in that song. "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle in your snout."
I've actually hummed that song when I see China Joe walking along on TV looking all like Frankenstein's creation played by Boris Karloff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qIB...

one more time
America is a bunch of whimps that cannot now understand that Noem did what was needed

you do NOT pass along problems to other people

clueless people are upset at what she did, yet how many unborn were murdered today? not a peep out of some of the same people upset with her

I didn't even know "Brain Worms" were a thing!

The meme with Stormy Daniels pole dancing in the courtroom reminded me dino of the Stooges' best comedy short originally shown in theaters along with real movies.
Instead of the Stooges irritating "straight men," everyone in this masterpiece acts like they have a worm eating their brains. It even has Alec Baldwin's revolver in it.
These memes altogether indicates that one other POTUS candidate has brain worms along with all of the radical far left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIXuN...

It was one hellava news week, from porn to solar cme's and every tribulation on trial !

I have half a mind to run for president, and Biden striking a deal with Hamas for votes are my favorites, but they are all great, as usual. I think I also saw a meme somewhere about a dead brain worm getting more votes for president than Biden! Thanks!