HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

Spoke with a curvy young nurse during a doctor's visit this week.
She ruined her pretty face with nostril decor.
If she ain't married, maybe she'd want to date this~https://www.bing.com/images/search?vi...

Seriously, can anyone give me a accurate, intelligent, oh that makes sense reason why females put a nose ring in when you can see they are for the bulls not the heifers?

See I slipped up again. That's, "School circle! Aye, aye, sir!"
Expect more of this. I'll be 77 next month.

Can not agree more that nose piercings of any kind are NOT attractive ... at all!!

However, I rarely (never?) see them on girls/women I would consider attractive without them either. Just looking for something else to get attention.

Brilliant: Asshole = gender neutral. Will use this!

After a sniff? Or would that be a snort?

He likes drinking toilet water!

Ahhhh, good morning, OUC! Thanks for the fun start of my day! By golly, I think "asshole" has it! No more fumbling around wondering what to call a libtard - oh wait, "libtard" is gender neutral, isn't it? I know at last a few folks that are walking dead immune as Spock wouldn't get a meld with them, either.

I could never see the "beauty" of a golden snot hanging out of a pretty girls nose or silver spittle on the lip. Looks like I'm not alone.

I would have figured they'd wrap that guy up in Depends to keep him away from those water fountains.

They were called racks back in the 60s. Not sure about now.

Me dino will slip up at times. Already mentioned that back when.
Hint received, action taken. Aye, aye, sir.
Memory flash!
Was taught to say "aye, aye, sir," on Parris Island during 1969. Drill Instructor would say, "School circle."
All the privates would yell, "School circle!" If we did not yell "School circle" loud enough, the D.I. would again drone, "School circle."
This could be repeated several times until we were screaming our heads off.
When satisfied, the D.I. would clap just one time. We would all come running to form a semi-circle about wherever the D.I. was sitting on a chair.
If the D.I. wasn't satisfied with our speed, he would send us back to again stand attention before each of our racks (or what the Navy Department calls bunks).
Then again the D.I. would say, "School circle."
The satisfactory yelling of "School Circle" plus the satisfactory running back and forth could go on and on for a while.
When the D.I. was completely satisfied (with his own power trip amusement, that is) we would be ordered to sit on the floor and and he would teach us something.
Wonder if the D.I's have to teach equity and personal pronouns these days. Back during 1969 just telling a D.I. you were gay got you kicked out of the Corps. Now?

Thanks for the link . . . now I know where that came from.
Boy, a thumbs up would help this post's survival

All great. Looked something up that goes with Meme #1. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/5975...
As fior Meme #2, I haven't given Captain Kangaroo a thought for decades. Me old dino used to watch him all the time as a little kid. Now I'm recalling The Howdy Doody Show!
That meme with the chimps has taught me how to successfully talk around jokes who wear the yoke of the Woke. "Hey, asshole, I didn't even call you a pronoun, now did I?"
AOC should be greatful that's Mr. Spock giving her a mind meld. You don't want Sniff Joe getting that close for getting way close.

Brain dead on meld lol, all great though