Hey, Dino, if global warming continues you could live another 77 million years. We in The Gulch hope so.

Love the potato chip one. Probably because that is what my blood tests would reveal since I love potato chips especially the folded over ones.

The one with the TV remote - now that is a funny one!!!

The rabbit trick got me.

You got me chuckling with the lost catheter.

Don't know if I should laugh or cry at the humor and the truth! OK, I'm going to laugh as crying would be a waste of what time I have left, LMAO! Why does the second one bring a tweety bird with glasses to mind? Sometimes I think I've experienced the closer. Good ones, OUC, thanks!

Getting old is so much fun.
Have a cane, can travel.
Can no longer make a fist due to arthritis.
This March me dino will be 77million years old and I also need all the preservatives I can get.
And if I did not wake up to go to the bathroom, I'd start collecting more bed sores.

Definitely and odd one but it's goofy funny . . .not what one would expect.

Hey wanna see me pull a rabbit out of a cat???