Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit

Posted by $ allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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Me dino done did very recently for really real read that Canada freaking actually just passed a law requiring all men's rooms across that gone to crap country to stock tampons.
Evidently, that's to assist any mentally challenged man run out of a ladies room by outraged women all screaming rape to still enable his being a girlie fantasy in a rest room where his male genitalia actually belongs.
So let us all consider the libtarded mental state of Canada's Prime Minister, who may be at "that time of month" popping into a "this or that" restroom all throughout his inclusive land.
Dubbed "Trudeau's Law," Trudeau has ensured that any men's room will have everything his deranged fantasy thinks it needs from tampons to thick, extra-absorbent pads for that darling's "heavy days."
Through tears Trudeau told the world that "I can finally feel comfortable going to the bathroom knowing I'll be able to take care of all my hygienic needs, no matter what gender identity I've taken that day."
All of Trudeau's sycophant fake news reporters cheered when the Prime Minister's "Justina counterpart" faked a female voice to triumphantly declare, "We are inclusive! We are diverse! We are Canada!"
"You are all fairies!" a protesting terrorist screamed only to have his head bagged in a sack by Canada's Secret Police. That poor soul will never see daylight again.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Tampons in men's rooms are not such a bad idea, as long as you get the unscented, chemical free ones you can use for plugging puncture wounds. I hate going to the drugstore for those, when I'm stocking an IFAK kit.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Tampons in men's rooms are not such a bad idea, as long as you get the unscented, chemical free ones you can use for plugging puncture wounds. I hate going to the drugstore for those, when I'm stocking an IFAK kit.
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  • Posted by $ 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL! Oh, don't be so mean to that tyrannical twit for a commie wannabe Castro dead ringer.
    On the other hand, he may have for wanting tampons to be handy something in common to what's now being so gaily said about an Obamanation who's stealthily running his third term right now.
    And then there's Michael~~oops, I mean Michelle. Noticed increasing talk about the Big Guy being thrown under the bus so he/she/it can run for her "hubby's" (or whatever King Barry is) fourth term.
    Dang, all in a sudden I'm thinking of ancient Rome burning.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    Tell Trudeau if he is bleedin back there, he don't need a tampon. He needs to tell his boyfriend to use more lube ans/or go get a colonoscopy
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  • Posted by $ 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Especially those feminists now also wearing the Yoke of the Woke who now oh so giddily think tampons in men's rooms is a good idea for also spewing nonsense that men can get pregnant.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    I think, just to be fair, we should pass a law that all women's restrooms must contain at least one urinal, prominent and visible from just inside the door. Can you imagine watching those green-blooded feminists react with shock and horror when they think they've entered the wrong restroom? Just picture their faces...
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  • Posted by $ 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I can't imagine how Woke people can be comfortable at all.
    Too much arbitrary super picky nonsense to keep up with in order to avoid being in violation of some "ism" and therefore cancelled.
    Me dino would like to tell someone that my proverbs for today are all found in the First Amendment.
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  • Posted by term2 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    Woke people don’t seem to care about how some people just feel more comfortable being around others of their own tribe or culture.
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  • Posted by $ 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    All of Canada may well become the next California.
    All of California was a nice place for me dino to visit during the Seventies.
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  • Posted by $ 4 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    A sound personal strategy though at taxpayer expense (as if anyone on the left ever worries about spending other people's money).
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    And to think I used to enjoy visiting Vancouver BC. Watching that once great and beautiful country sink in the muck is like looking in a mirror with a 10 second delay function... The Bee is once again being prophetic.
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  • Posted by AmericanWoman 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    Justine was growing weary carrying them around on his person and trying to hide them he needed this done!
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