Comrade China Joe Arrives At Border To Address His New Voters

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 4 weeks ago to Humor
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Yes, my comrades. NOW is the time to crank up the signing of mega mail-in ballots!
The Big Guy clearly needs our help to defeat the unwashed hordes of criminal MAGA terrorists and PTA crybabies who worship at the racist feet of Orange Man Bad.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 month, 4 weeks ago
    Our schools are being overloaded. We have now recorded since Biden assumed office 2,226,009 illegals who have dropped 966,000 newborn babies and added 600.000 of their children in our schools. This is Texas alone...check out California and you'll throw up. And Newsom is running for President? He can't handle California and he thinks he can run for THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN AMERICA? There's something wrong with this picture...check out your own state.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 4 weeks ago
      Methinks Newsome is counting on the cheat to sleaze him into the White House.
      Just attempted to look up illegal alien activity in Alabama. Couldn't find much. Two of a five person child exploitation ring that got busted in this state were illegal aliens.
      Yesterday I politely waited for an agitated woman speaking Spanish on a cell phone while pacing up and down a grocery store aisle to get out of my way.
      Could not help but wonder about her legal status and if that was a Biden phone in her hand.
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      • Posted by mhubb 1 month, 3 weeks ago
        and if We the People stand for the cheat again
        we deserve what we get
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        • Posted by mccannon01 1 month, 3 weeks ago
          I sometimes wonder if the cheat can ever actually be beat based on what I've seen. How will us serfs ever know if the voting machines honestly record the votes? Same for processing of mail in? Like Stalin's man said, "It's not who votes that count. It's who counts the votes." We are witnessing in Trump's experience that when a complaint about voter fraud is brought up the complainer gets prosecuted with nary a glance at the actual fraud.
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          • Posted by $ 1 month, 3 weeks ago
            Prosecuting complainers is both the Communist and the Democrat way of keeping We The People in line.
            Nothing happened here. Shut up and sit down. Or else.
            Or else is supposed to mean catching the kind of $$$ hell only Trump can afford to handle for fighting for us--but you can't.
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            • Posted by freedomforall 1 month, 3 weeks ago
              And if you doubt this is true, just ask the January 6 protesters who are rotting in jail for peacefully expressing their opinions.
              Or ask unarmed Ashli Babbit.
              Sorry she can't answer since she was murdered by the fedgov on January 6 and the murderer was not prosecuted for anything.
              Or ask those who survived the FBI and BATF's attacks on a peaceful religious group in 1993.
              90 innocent people were burned to death by the FBI and no one was ever prosecuted for that crime.
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              • Posted by $ 1 month, 3 weeks ago
                I do not doubt what I wrote is true. Thought about also mentioning the January 6 protestors being persecuted and illegally jailed denied due process just for being inside the building that day but I had someplace to get to. Yeah, the building that the capitol police allowed the fixed election protestors inside "courtesy" of Nancy Pelosi, who denied Trump's request for National Guard protection just so she could accuse him of being an insurrectionist. She's the sneaky sleazeball who should be standing trials for that so obvious a set-up. Not Trump.
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                • Posted by mccannon01 1 month, 3 weeks ago
                  I still have yet to hear of a single arrest or prosecution of a left wing extremist breaking in and interrupting the official proceedings of the Justice Kavanaugh hearings. Unequal application of the law is not justice.
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                  • Posted by $ 1 month, 3 weeks ago
                    Save for Kyle Rittenhouse (after spending months in a cell without running water which I'm certain was deliberate torture) being found not guilty of murdering two Antifa punks and wounding another trying to kill him, I never heard of any Antifa or BLM rioters being prosecuted for rioting in libtarded cities.
                    And that only happened when Trump was in office. Should Trump be reelected, I fully expect that paid for by George Soros and/or his son to crank right back up again.
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