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Comrades, Do Not Use Your White Toilet Or You Are A Racist!

Posted by $ allosaur 3 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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Click the link to be enlightened by the lady who wears the Woke Black Mask Of Upside-Down Words.
She shall reveal unto you why white American colonists invented white racist toilets so as not to take dumps in holes like animals.
Maybe she meant cats who utilizes a dig and cover procedure. Fortunately, we humans can use shovels. Even pickaxes this time of year should the ground be frozen.
No, this ain't The Babylon Bee. Not even something from the Sunday Funnies. It's a real deal! Don't be a racist!
Whoa, new thought. Wonder what kinda septic tank George Washington used on his slave plantation. Bet it was white too.


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  • Posted by $ 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I kinda reasoned like that when 14-years-old.
    At least my undeveloped brain had an excuse.
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  • Posted by term2 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    maybe dark chocolate . as long as it tastes good and isn't spoiled, who cares about the color of food....
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    All racist and those mentioned delicious. [/s] ;^)
    Black beans are good if you add enough spices and herbs and bacon.
    Does anything taste good because it's black? Caviar? Oops, there's red, yellow, and (horrors) white.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    Isn't the internet wonderful?
    It allows anyone to reveal their own complete ignorance and utter stupidity about everything.
    It's better to remain silent be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I hear what you are saying (writing) and understand the necessity to be prepared. A few more things to consider in context of SHTF:
    Living in a smaller community can be a good thing (Sierra Vista, Arizona has a population of 45k).
    Gangs of them, if they do roam, will have strength in numbers; however, they are a highly dynamic bunch and can turn on each other in a heartbeat due to their lack of propriety / loyalty.
    Desperate people do desperate things -- however, they are usually not very smart when acting in desperation. Consider a shot fired in desperation when compared to that of an individual property owner that actually places value on their own life, that of their family and has a solid concept of the future.
    There are counter "gangs" -- or rather, groups of individuals that do own property and respect private property. An example -- I was at a good friend's home for his birthday -- there were 25 others at the shindig - each of the individuals, from age 7 to 70+ owned one or more firearms and had a level of proficiency - the 7 year old showed me a video where he was out on the range knocking the gongs from 400 yards. Everyone at that shindig owned property and had a high level of self-worth. If we get some SHTF rolling our way, we have some plans to preserve our way of life.
    * The SHTF scenarios would likely take place over an extended time and roll over geographic areas -- so the property owners will get a whiff of trouble before it happens and have some time to get ready.
    Long story short -- I am on the same page in terms of being aware during the coming chaos... and just as important -- to keep my alliances with like-minded individuals on the front burner.
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  • Posted by term2 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    I happen to like vanilla ice cream so I must be a racist for sure. How about white alfredo sauce, sour cream, and a thousand other things that are white.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    My wife ordered custom colored tiles for the kitchen.
    Granted it came out beautiful, but the 10% colored tiles were double what the 90% of the remaining tiles cost, plus the two month lead time.
    Then she started on the Italian floor tiles...
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    If women weren't allowed to affect construction, housing costs would be 90% lower and cost 70% less to heat and cool.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    It's true. Alexander the great (a Macedonian Greek) conquered Egypt and upon his death one of his top generals, Ptolemy (also a Macedonian Greek), became Pharaoh of Egypt as Ptolemy I. He was not only a general but was a scientist, philosopher, and a very good ruler. A very large contingent of Greeks also remained in Egypt. The Macedonian bloodline for the descendants of Ptolemy I was carefully guarded all the way down to Cleopatra so she was without a doubt a Macedonian. The Cleopatra we are talking about was actually Cleopatra VII and was the daughter of Ptolemy XII.
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  • Posted by $ 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, look at that girl's eyes before clicking on play, though I doubt you'd want to hear her rant again.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    My father was a master plumber for 50 years.
    You can buy any color toilet you want.
    I've seen pink ones and blues ones and oh yes, black ones too.
    For every 1,000 toilets my dad installed, maybe a handful opted for a color. And black was a common collar for fancy (read expensive) bathrooms.
    White is cheap and in stock.
    No special order needed.
    That, my friends, is why there are so many white toilets.
    We tend to be cheap bassturds as our building project nears completion and we have blown the wad on everything else thus far.
    That's also why people pick cheap electric fixtures, figuring we can always swap them out for nicer ones once our purses recover from the build.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Psssst, the majority of ancient Egyptians were neither Swede nor Zulu. However, they were a mixed civilization of different peoples. In its thousands of years of history, were there some black pharaohs? Sure, but that doesn't mean all the Egyptian people or all pharaohs were black.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    Um, hello, but this "lady" is a misogynist plain and simple. Flush toilets have been the biggest boon to womens' health outside of pads.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    That's IT!!!

    That's why mankind lost the master art of creating damascus steel...they've been looking in the wrong place!

    They probably taught the Egyptians about mummification, as well...
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    The problem is when the SHTF you will need to keep your guard up because these losers will kill you to take what you have without so much as a second thought. Gangs of them roaming around can be down right deadly.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I like watching short videos of history on YouTube. Very often I'll start up the YouTube app on my Apple TV to catch a few. I'm noticing lately a plethora of videos "blackwashing" history and I can only take the first few minutes of many of these because they are so obviously BS to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together. However, I'm sure there must be many out there that eat this crap right up. For example, did you know black Africans sailed out of Africa thousands of years ago to show the Chinese and Japanese how to work metal and be civilized? According to these videos the great Chinese and Japanese civilizations were all started by black Africans. So it's not just Hollywood blackwashing history as there are some very "serious" and "scholarly" folks out there blackwashing all history.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    I'm glad that video was less than a minute long because I can only take the droning of imbeciles in very small doses. To the voice of Darth Vader, "The stupid is strong in this one."
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