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TGIFfunnies 1/12/24 EDITION Truisms

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 5 months ago to Humor
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They are an "Ooooh yeaaaah! smile, haha", kind of funny.


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  • Posted by $ 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Sorry to hear that N, My wife is D1 and in the last 3 years or it always goes down, Rarely high, even After eating.
    Doctors are Dumb, no one knows squat about how to control thatl
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 5 months ago
    Let's make that 2024! My BFF is late to take me to lunch and I get stupid when I'm hungry. My blood sugar goes crazy and I'm bit diabetic! nb
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 5 months ago
    Dear OUC...congratulations to you. I can tell we are going to laugh a lot in 2064. I laughed so hard, it made my nose run! Happy New Year...NB
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 year, 5 months ago
    I wait for Friday funnies. They never disappoint.
    I think I’ll have a beer.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'll bring ponies. Just tell me where and I'll work up the (slightly gigantic) cost.
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  • Posted by RevJay4 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    He sorta reminds me of Mark Twain. Love listening to him speak to the issues of the day. Lucky LA to have him in their camp.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Some of our pony-ride clients are from India. Occasionally I'll tell them, "I know one of the languages of India." Excitedly they'll say, "Which one?" I answer, "English."

    English is an official language of India, and it unifies people whose first languages are any of perhaps 20 major ones and 600 minor ones.Someone once said, "The last Englishman will be an Indian."

    Science courses in universities in India are usually taught in English, but not so in China and Japan.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 5 months ago
    OUC, you have outdone yourself. This entire group is wonderful. In any other week, any of them would probably be the week's best, so I can't single any of them out. (Having said that, if I knew where to get a Biden voter glass, I would definitely order one.)
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  • Posted by AmericanWoman 1 year, 5 months ago
    First...love Sen John Kennedy...speaks his mind...speaks the truth....every state needs one of his nature to keep all the others in their place....last one sums it all up...agree kddr22
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 5 months ago
    Love all of these! Apt title, too, OUC!

    Whenever I see a video featuring Sen Kennedy from Louisiana, I have to check it out. Ya gotta love that guy and thanks to Louisiana voters for sending him to that pit of vipers on the East coast!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino didn't even plain to see catch that about the spelling of science. March I'll be 77 behind Biden's age of 80. Doubt I'll ever be as far gone as that old crook unless I get ambushed by Alzheimer's or some other kind of dementia. Alabama Coach Saban has just announced retirement. Heard him today on the radio say that he has turned 72 and is not as quick as he used to be. Me dino can relate.
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  • Posted by $ 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    On many fronts, that is a correct response.
    Yes, out of 14,17 or 20 million illegal intruders, all speak a different language. Also, all of the English language is made up of the words of every other language in this world. That makes the English language unique. The other thing that makes the English Language unique and mentally empowering is that the English language is the most metaphoric language of all languages.
    If we were to give Julian Jaynes his due, we'd agree that metaphors are the single most important driver of and indication of left/right brain cooperation which lead to self introspection and a connection to one's mind.
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 1 year, 5 months ago
    I before E is just an example of why two vowels shouldn't be together in a word.

    When asked if I known a foreign language, I respond English.
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  • Posted by $ 1 year, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I before E made me laugh only after I realized that the "Word" science, was the example!
    Before that I thought "Liberal or Far Left" Science was being referred to.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
    When me dinoi saw that wolfish political billboard in the sheeple pasture before the Trump haters, me dino immediately thought of Gavin Newsom.
    When me dino read "never confuse education with intelligence," I recalled being in the classes of certain college professors, and that goes way back to the late Sixties and the early Seventies. S0o what I experienced way back then was just a very mild preview of insane things yet to come.
    I before E except after C does work out for words written in German. So say "Heil Hitler" to today's American science and whoever the hell is funding it.
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    Posted by $ kddr22 1 year, 5 months ago
    I think the last one sums up a lot of things
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  • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 5 months ago
    All excellent. My favorite was the 1 of 3 Democrats followed by Beaker plethora.
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