McConnell Dresses As A Prostitute To Lure Hunter Into A Closed Door Hearing

Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor

Yeah~~woo! woo!~~you just know it for proven that Hunter is really keen on closed door get togethers of a certain kind.
And be sure to click the link to wolf whistle at the sight of Turtle in an outfit that shows some wrinkly skin.
Easy there, my tummy! Settle down! We're gonna exit now.

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-dresses-as-prostitute-to-lure-hunter-into-closed-door-hearing

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Posted by jbrenner 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Perhaps the prostitute should have been Chinese or Ukrainian, or Romanian?

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  Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Yes, the article in the link never did report that Hunter was actually caught by that so silly a "trap" concocted by Turtle and some GOP lawmakers,
  who were very likely altogether ratted out by damn too many RINOs always puckering up across the aisle.
  
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    Posted by jbrenner 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    I was just trying to add to the humor.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      It worked. +1 :-)
      
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Posted by blarman 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Quite telling that they still never exposed the source of the cocaine found in the White House...

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  Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Very QUITE!!!
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsW...
  
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Posted by bobsprinkle 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Why is everybody getting all excited about trying to put Hunter in jail. his daddy will pardon him before he gets anywhere near a jail cell.

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  Posted by bobsprinkle 4 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  There could be so much pardoning going on in the next couple of years nobody will even bother tryin to put anybody in jail.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    Me dino hopes Trump can survive his excessive false charges gauntlet to in 2024 pardon all the Jan. 6 political prisoners Pelosi and her evil ilk had framed (or still being illegally held without being framed)..
    
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      Posted by bobsprinkle 4 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      That would be the MOST rightous use of the pardon. Other than Trump pardoning himself from the ignorant dummycrat charges.
      
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        Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
        
        Me dino would LOVE Trump pardoning himself~~~just to see the already loonie left go totally ape Schiff!
        
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        Posted by bobsprinkle 4 months, 2 weeks ago
        
        That would be a special treat wouldn't it.
        
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  Posted by allosaur 4 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Two maybe three evenings ago I heart Jesse Watters say Hunter would never go to jail.
  For hearing that me the dino me says, "Yep, Hunter be that Resident's son."
  And that be me dino's quote for today.
  
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Posted by Dobrien 4 months, 2 weeks ago

3799
Jan 28, 2020 2:39:33 PM EST
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 2c0dfd No. 7943219
You didn't think we highlighted 'Epstein' for no reason did you?
Those who were once protected are no longer.
Timing is EVERYTHING.
HUNTERS become PREY.
Q

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Posted by Olduglycarl 4 months, 2 weeks ago

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

PS, TGIFfunnies is up! and there is a meme you may be interested in viewing . . . the left can't leave anything alone.

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Posted by term2 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Just put Hunter in jail and see how good he is at defying congress

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McConnell Dresses As A Prostitute To Lure Hunter Into A Closed Door Hearing

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