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Zelensky Cancels Elections To Focus On Fighting For Democracy

Posted by $ allosaur 5 months, 3 weeks ago to Humor
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"If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy," Zelensky said during his weekly fund raising telethon, "we might as a result lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet American dollars. And my super yaucht in Dubai. Oh, and my wife still loves her super Parisian shopping sprees."
Know that Nancy Pelosi and and Chuck Schumer endorses Zelensky's message. "Why?" they were asked.
"Because," both said in harmonizing unison, "we keep telling and telling and telling Americans that we're all about saving our democracy too."
"Because Orange Man bad," Adam Schiff came along to chip in.
Psst!" Joe Buydumb whispered, "George Soros says one party rule is cool with saying we are saving our democracy."
Today's Babylon Bee sidebar of articles is pretty good. It includes~~
School Libraries Then And Now.
Harvard Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances
Man Crushed After Woman Fully Reclines In Airline Seat
Grocery Stores Installing Defibrillators At Checkouts
Yeah, can BuyDumbomics say "Ka-Ching?" By the way, that Halloween video is at least a week late now.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-cancels-elections-to-focus-on-fighting-for-democracy


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  • Posted by VetteGuy 5 months, 3 weeks ago
    The REALLY scary part of that article is the last paragraph:

    "At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well."

    I know it's satire, but seriously, let's not give them any ideas!
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    • Posted by $ 5 months, 3 weeks ago
      I'm quite certain some administration officials are already considering that possibility.
      Biden's made up by The Bee statement caused me dino to think of the left's desperation to stop Trump's reelection by falsely accusing him of every fool thing but stealing the proverbial kitchen sink.
      One party rule is precisely what they have a power lust for and Orange Man Bad stands (actually for We The People) in their way.
      Or why our senile Puppet-In-Chief keeps doing the wrecking ball bidding of his Marxist handlers.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 5 months, 3 weeks ago
    Illustrating that “Fighting for Democracy” is as much about democracy as “Climate Crisis” is about the climate.
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    • Posted by $ 5 months, 3 weeks ago
      Yes, both are a whole bunch of Schiff.
      Now if I should ever, ever hear a politician say that this planet has always had climate change and that what this country needs to save is our precious constitutional republic, me old dino ears would perk right up and really begin to wiggle.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 5 months, 3 weeks ago
    And yet Biden says that he won't send money to support Israel - a republic - unless we send more than twice that much in the newest round of funding to fascists. Go figure.
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  • Posted by term2 5 months, 2 weeks ago
    I am not so sure we even have a democracy, since the leftists control it now. Thats NOT a democracy when they fiddle with the elections like was obvious in 2020.

    Anyway, whats so great about a democracy anyway. I would rather we had a republic with a constitution, like USA started out.
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  • Posted by term2 5 months, 2 weeks ago
    I am disgusted with our government. Time to stop funding ukraine and Israel. Let them all float free of us and whatever happens, happens. We really have no dog is this fight, and shouldn't get involved in regional issues like these. Anyway we would have to borrow money to give to foreign countries, which is a BAD idea.
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