My Fury at Laundry in the US (Humor? No, just unconstitutional government interference.)

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"I’m over here in Mexico and treating my white laundry before washing. I used a cheap product called Pre-Lavador. I spray and start to rub it on my shirt cuffs and collar. Then a real shock came. As I rubbed, the stains actually faded and then disappeared. It was like some kind of magic show. I’ve never seen this happen before.

What the heck? This never happens in the United States from any pre-wash treatment and I’ve used them all. I didn’t even know it was possible.

Then of course it struck me. I don’t know what it is or why, but this follows the path of every single other U.S. product: Dayquil and Nyquil, light bulbs, gas cans, dishwashers, garbage disposals, gasoline, beef and chicken, bread, ketchup, and, the top of today’s article, every product and technology associated with washing and drying our clothes. (I could have mentioned vaccines but that’s for another time.)

You don’t believe me? You are wrong. You have forgotten what white clothes look like. Come to Mexico. Go to any BnB or hotel. Look at your sheets. Do you recall seeing anything that white in the U.S. in decades? No, and this is for a reason, not just one reason but many.

The state of pre-wash treatment is only my latest discovery. I’ve not been able to find the answer but maybe a laundry scientist can figure it out. Pre-Lavador is of course not available in the U.S. Neither is the great iron I used in Australia five years ago, the one that made clothing swing from a hanger with a blast of stream from two inches away. No iron in the U.S. does anything close to this, at least nothing available for the domestic consumer.

As for laundry, I’ve given up on every product, every machine, every convention. Somebody, somewhere in the highest reaches of the U.S. government is absolutely determined that we all wear dingy, dirty, oily, dreadful clothing all the time and that it lasts less than a year so that we have to throw it away and buy more.

Where to begin with my soliloquy? Let’s say we get past the pre-wash stage and move straight to the “washing machine.” I’m told there are still some halfway decent ones out there (Speed Queen, they say) but you will have to look hard and pay high. They will not have an energy-efficient tag on them, I can tell you that.

The normie washing machine today uses a fraction of the water necessary to clean your clothing. The most elite and highly recommended ones now are front-loading and a complete joke. They seem to use less water than is required to cook a cup of rice. Sorry, but super-fast spinning sound in a splash of water is not going to get your clothing clean. It’s a joke.

And let’s talk about water temperature. Nothing gets clean in tepid water, which is where “hot” water heaters are set these days. You need 140 degrees to make it work and very few homes are set for that any more. Instead you are giving germs and bacteria a warm bath and they thrive like yeast loves a warm day. Wash after wash, it builds up. You wonder why your socks never seem quite clean and then your shoes get stinky and the stink never goes away no matter how much you wash your feet? This is one reason.

Realizing this years ago, I started boiling water to supplement the loaded machine with a gallon or so. That truly did help but, sadly, that’s not the whole of it.

The next problem traces to the detergent itself, which since at least the Middle Ages or maybe since the ancient world included phosphates. Otherwise there is no way for the soap to break down and be rinsed. Instead it stays in the clothing and the oil and dirt with it. In the 1980s and 1990s, all phosphates were removed from U.S. detergents, by law.

Why did they do this? Because they found that lakes and rivers were getting too crowded with green growth and the fish didn’t like it. Wow, was this the fault of our laundry? Nope. It is the fault of fertilizers used by agribusiness that was dumping refuse in rivers and lakes. To enable them to continue to do that while pretending to fix the problem, the government made phosphate in our detergents illegal!

Today I will tell you this. Unless you are adding trisodium phosphate (TSP) into your wash, you are not getting your clothing clean in the United States. This is just true. No question about it. You can find it, though it is increasingly hard, in the paint section of your hardware store, so long as the store is not woke. This is for now. Who knows what will happen next year?

Ok, let’s say you have a rare machine with a huge tub, not much laundry to stuff it up, roiling hot water, plus you use detergent with TSP. Are you done? Not just yet because you have to dry them. Drying is an ordeal in itself. You know the lint you pick up from the basket at the end?

You only thought it was lint, whatever that is. You know what it really is?

This is another reason why you keep having to buy new t-shirts and boxers every six months or so. There is something about the heating element in the new dryers that are designed to save energy by minimizing air flow and therefore bake your clothes to a crisp and then they fall apart.

So then you go to the store and buy new ones. You are happy with them because they look clean but wash by wash, dry by dry, they get worse and worse. This is why the sheets on your bed somehow fall apart in a year but you are kind of glad because they are dingy and ugly anyway. Actually, this is all of your cottons in your home: napkins, towels, tea towels, everything.

Did you ever wonder how it is that your mother’s mother kept her mother’s sheets whereas you keep buying new ones every year or two? This is why.

My discovery today of the problem with prewash confirms for me a decision I made in 2023. I’m going to reveal this but promise me not to make fun or think I’m ridiculous because this is very serious.

So fed up am I with the degraded life and dirty everything, I finally decided to give up on the entire racket. I now hand wash all clothing, sheets, towels, and everything in the bathtub. Haha you say. But seriously, it’s pretty much the only way remaining for people in the U.S. I fill the tub up with the hottest possible water with detergent and TSP and let it soak for 30 minutes until the water is cool enough to the touch to scrub it myself.
After this I let it set a bit more. Then I drain the tub and fill it up again with cold water. This is the rinse cycle. Pull the plug and start the wringing-out process, one item at a time. It’s hard work, and never more so than with the towels. I’ve figured out a technique I would love to pass on but maybe you can figure it out.

I pile all the washed clothes in the sink, and then carry them outdoors to a clothesline or a rack near a window. If there is any moisture or rain in the air, it doesn’t work so you have to bring them inside. Otherwise what you really want is a sunny day (hot or cold outside) and a light breeze. The sun bleaches the whites and disinfects the rest.

If all goes well in this arduous process, I can produce laundry results approximating perhaps what my grandmother had growing up. That’s if I’m lucky, though I’m probably missing something. Yes, the whole thing takes time but, hey, it’s exercise, you feel good about achieving something, and you get clean clothes.

I admit there is a limit to my ability to wring my clothes sufficiently to reduce time on the clothesline.
Clean laundry is apparently illegal in the U.S."

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  • Posted by Lucky 1 week, 2 days ago
    You missed out this!

    . I’m thinking of making a little machine with two rollers and a crank through which I can push the laundry to press out all of the water.

    About 50 years ago, I used such a machine, it was in the company house at the mine site.
    It was cute, worked sort of, loosen the rollers to prevent buttons being broken. I wondered if a museum was broken into to rescue such a machine.
    With the way electricity prices are going, these roller dryers could return.
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    • Posted by 1 week, 2 days ago
      I would have included it, but the Gulch limits how many characters that can be posted in an article. ;^)
      I vaguely recall one of those being used in a wash tub at my grandparents' house many years ago.
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    • Posted by mccannon01 1 week, 2 days ago
      I see hand crank wringers pop up in antique and second hand stores now and then. Some are in good shape. The old 19th and early 20th century models can get a bit pricey for a working model, but mid 20th century models can still be had for cheap (if you can find one).
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 week, 4 days ago
    Awesome article, FFA! LOL, maybe it's time to break out grandma's century old laundry tub and hand crank wringer down in the basement and learn how to use it. I remember using the wringer back in the 50's and early '60s.
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    • Posted by 1 week, 4 days ago
      I think I'll stick with pre-soaking white laundry in sodium percarbonate solution for a
      couple hours before auto washing. I also hang to dry things that I expect to shrink.
      It's not just laundry products that government edicts have ruined. Virtually every
      product you can name that was off-shored won't last past the short warranty period.
      Energy 'efficiency' in some products has been improved by using electronic monitoring
      but the electronics, mechanical, and 'modern' materials are designed to fail in a few
      years forcing wasteful replacement of the entire product. Electric vehicles are another
      excellent example of utterly moronic design forced upon consumers by government.
      Unfortunately, many clothing items are poorly made (mostly in China) regardless of price.
      Examples: I haven't been able to find a decent down jacket to replace the soft olive green
      London Fog that I bought in 1990 and its cotton outer shell is deteriorating after 30+ years.
      Not interested in a plastic-y shell, ugly 'puffer' jacket that I'l have to replace next year.
      I wore out my comfortable leather walking shoes that I bought in '05 and look-alike
      replacements from the same name-brand company are uncomfortable rubbish made
      in China, too.
      Pride in items produced has died out with retirement of people who had work ethic,
      and with the generations of people who were rewarded for competence and merit.
      What remains ? The highest rewards are to those who devise new ways to steal
      from others and use government power to protect ones responsible for the looting.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 1 week, 4 days ago
        Oh! You're preaching to the choir here! Believe it or not I still have the down parka (made in USA) I purchased at an army navy store in 1969! It's fairly worn so I don't wear it to go out places, but it's still great for working in the snow!
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        • Posted by 1 week, 2 days ago
          Even small companies that want to build better find it difficult when many of the parts
          they must use to build products come only from China's factories. The market is
          limited for higher priced products when the market is flooded with shiny "new and
          improved" junk sold by salespeople and websites that "exaggerate" every 'feature'
          as one you "can't live without."
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  • Posted by mhubb 1 week, 5 days ago
    everything in our "society" is meant to be disposable (to some people)

    and i mean everything (to those that make such decisions)

    at some point they will learn that they are also disposable
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