Marvel Over Our Speaker Of The House Front-runners! Yay!

Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago to Humor
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Me dino favored Jordan for maybe doing something positive but it looks like he will never get enough votes just to be speaker in the first place.
That's okay. Other front-runners are just as wonderful! Yay!
Save for Sir Jeb of the Royal House of Bush. He is so outta here!
Me dino is currently torn between Hellmann's Mayo and an actual jellyfish.


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  • Posted by $ 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino thinks you're on to something. Being big and stupid with bad eyesight and being full of smelly gaseous Schiff sounds about right.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 7 months ago
    I'm going to bet on #10 (actual rhinoceros). The mayo or jellyfish are good choices, too, but not as entertaining on the news cycle as a real rhino farting and crapping in chambers - yeah kind of like we already have, but more fun.
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