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Mike Johnson's Family And Friends Stunned To Learn He Is A Congressman

Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago to Humor
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Me dino wuz in TV room of muh cave when me learned someone named Mike Johnson is now Speaker Of The House.
"Mike Johnson?" I asked my pet Ankylosaurus who is too armored to eat. "Who dat?"
"Nevah heard of him," Anky with his Alabama accent said.
Turns out that friends and family who had heard of Mike Johnson were totally oblivious of his job description.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 months ago
    LMAO!
    At publishing time, new reports were coming in that Congressional Republicans had called an emergency closed-door meeting to discuss the fact that they had inadvertently elected an actual conservative as Speaker of the House.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago
      A phone call from the RNC woke me up from my usual old man's late afternoon nap after I posted the above.
      I'm still pushing my Call Block button. All the GOP donation seekers never get the message but find new numbers to call from.
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      • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 months ago
        Their emails work the same way! I'd love to take the surveys but before you can send it you must give em money . . . they can hold their hand you know where!

        PS TGIFfunnies has posted!
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago
          Me dino is sure you've done this before. Years ago when you've first taken surveys at least two or three times just to see you have to give X-amount of money, you learn when encountering and interesting survey to scroll down to the bottom to see if you will be asked for money. You'll catch on pretty quick that you SHALL ALWAYS BE asked for money. Now I'm sure we've both learned to skip surveys altogether at first sight and that also happened years ago.
          Me? Me dino will not use my debit or my credit card on the internet. PERIOD!
          The same goes for phone calls.
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          • Posted by $ Snezzy 6 months ago
            Surveys that do not ask for money are usually broken. They'll ask, "Do you want A, B, or C?" There is no option to say, "I don't want NONE of them," or, "This survey only preaches to the choir," or "This survey is totally broken."

            Only good surveys I've encountered are the "idiot in the street" interviews presented by Steve Crowder and by Jay Leno.
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago
              The ACLU periodically snail mailed me surveys that asked for money they didn't get and I sent them back because I didn't have to use a stamp.
              I'd write short critiques about many a loaded question and even ask why they were trying to destroy our constitutional republic and "why do only black lives matter and why should that make me a racist just for asking?"
              Despite all that the the American Communist Losers Utilized kept sending me surveys for three whole years.
              That stopped when in the last survey I filled out I wrote "Let's Go Brandon" in three places.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 6 months ago
    Sometimes, the best people are the ones who keep in the background...

    With the exception of Barry.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago
      I watched Fox as Hannity interviewed Johnson last night. It went a while commercial free.
      I was quite impressed with Johnson's words. Actions speak louder and Johnson has a slim majority to work with, So let's just wait and see.
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