Seems about right. BB on the cutting edge - again! Oh, don't miss The Top 10 Ways To Acquire Wealth During Bidenomics.

Notice Babylon Bee has changed that sidebar around. You had exactly what I had.
But now Buydumb handing out bags if cocaine to kids has been dropped from the top and the creepy old man in the White House has disappeared for being replaced.
Note to dino self~~stop calling out what is in the sidebar or where something is in it.

Right time, right place to get it submitted first: I happened to be online when my Bee email arrived. And I liked both of the stories you mention, as both made me laugh.

Wah! Me dino had to delete mine! Oh, boo hoo hoo!
Why me no check out New first? Used to do that.
Nyah! Well, I had something to add.
I mentioned the sidebar topped of by Buydumb accidentally giving bags of cocaine to Trick N' Treaters.
Also wrote that those parents had not read that other sidebar article about keeping away from that creepy old man who lives in the White House.
+1 for beating me to the draw, you~~you whatever you are~~you!