Islam Downgraded To A "Religion Of Mostly Peace"

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 4 weeks ago to Humor
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Islam has enjoyed its status as the "religion of peace," especially since an Obamanation kept parroting that Schiff during his too long of a stay in the White House, though the handlers of our Puppet-In-Chief are also handling King Barry's progression of Progressive policies for banana republic "fundamental change."
Hey, but what a last minute save at Babylon Bee's publishing time for Islam. FLASH! Islam has just won back its coveted "religion of peace" designation with a hefty donation to BLM. Someone is about to buy another mansion, y'all!
Included in Trending Articles is that a Hamas Terrorist has just been added to the panel of The View.
Also, due to a time warp created by Climate Change, Japanese Emperor Hirohito during December of 1942 is calling for a ceasefire immediately after bombing Pearl Harbor. Nope, he has yet to catch any American hostages to try and bargain with.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 month, 3 weeks ago
    For most of my life I have kept a loaded firearm by my side, taught my kids safety and handling, most of the time it's been a .380. I put away my little tiny protective device and pulled out my Colt semi-auto in .45acp this week. On October 12, I became one of a legion of widows and I don't intend to leave this plane of existence without a fight. Maybe nothing will happen, maybe it will, but either way, my life is mine. My own safety is top of the list. My husband passed naturally and someday I plan on going the same way, but if things go south, some will go with me the hard way. BB has the right of it--cutting edge satire only works when reality is the target. Long may they swing that sword of Damascus steel👍

    Sorry for the rambling.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 3 weeks ago
      What you wrote did not strike me dino as rambling. My parents were against firearms. The Marines taught me how to shoot.
      I began to concealed carry when my life became threatened as a newspaper reporter during the Seventies..
      I started with a .380 because it was easy to conceal. Shortly there after a M1911 .45 became my extra firepower gun for my glove compartment.
      Beginning 1982, annual training for 21 years with the Alabama Department of Corrections helped me refine my shooting with an AR-15 and other firearms. There is also an indoor pistol range I like to visit.
      Several guns bought, sold and traded in for new ones decades later, a Sig Sauer 9mm is now my pocket pistol and I have another 9mm that fires 17 rounds in my car.
      My home is also armed to the teeth. Now I'm age 76 with a cane and a handicapped parking sticker some and cowardly predator may think I'm an easy mark.
      Well, I would much rather "not go quietly into the night."
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      • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 month, 3 weeks ago
        Same here as to armed to the teeth. Living in a suburb of Cleveland mandates being gray on the outside and Rambo on the inside. I am very good at looking gray, and not just on my 74 year old head of hair. :)
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  • Posted by $ mshupe 1 month, 4 weeks ago
    That crapola became official American policy with George W. At the time I cringed, but now realize how despicable that was, and is.
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