Just posted some Edited Memes, just for laughs. https://www.galtsgulchonline.com/post...

Hey, not so fast, dino! I'm waiting for chapter two as well, LOL!

Let's stop right here. I can see myself adding on and adding on here when everyone save for you has moved on to other posts.

Click clock. click clock, click clock . . .fpfpfpfpfpfp

My white privilege says "Very amusing set! Thanks, OUC!", but being a white male what do I know? Always wanted a set of MP horse shoes - Only $2.99!!!!

You'll need a WALL of toilet paper for that day!

Can't wait, for chapter 2.

Sure some here would think I think I've had it worse than them. I was in the Marines but never went overseas to get shot at.
As for chapter one, I learned just a couple of years ago that as a toddler I got knocked unconscious tripping over laundry in a laundry room and would not say a word for a year.
Then when 14 I was washing dishes for my parents just after a thunderstorm. Done, I pulled the plug, took three steps from the sink and lightning bolt struck through an open kitchen window. The sink went GONG! The water that had not time to drain had evaporated into a cloud of steam. If I had been a minute slower, well . . . .
Skipping over all kinds of stuff such as why I conceal carry or fell into Yosemite Park's rapids, just like month I survived my 2013 Honda Fit being totaled. Insurance actually paid me $13Kplus for that. Now driving a 2001 Honda HR-V.

Don't know, we'd buy it here in the gulch . . .

Me dino could write a book called "More Lives Than A Cat," but I'd have to be some sort of a celebrity for it to make any real money.

By George! . . .I think you've got it.

Ah... I think that I get it now -- so there is the Light side of the Force and the Dark side of the Force...
Thank you Carl.

In many small ways, Dino, we're both a bit lucky.

I came to dislike a marijuana high myself and feeling bad after it goes away.. It's a wonder I'm still alive at age 76.
Heard my ex still smokes (cigarettes) and spits up blood despite carrying around an oxygen tube.
Not looking forward to the day I'll have to call my son in Seattle about flying back to Bama for the funeral.

Yes, I remember. I didn't like the high, so I stayed straight and played a round of: Alice's Restaurant on the GEtar and played with the pencils on the group W bench as a goof on the dopers, probably got a little high on the exhales.

Stopped smokin cigars a few years ago now...still think about it sometimes.

Good, golly, how would you know that about that time I was outside a county courthouse when a sheriff;'s deputy shook my hand, leaving a green wad of happy grass to stare at in my palm?
Well, me dino took that wad home, let it dry under the sun until it turned brown on top of a window air conditioner.
Then I smoked it in a pipe I used to smoke tobacco in By then I was a full time cigarette smoker up until 2009 when I had my doctor prescribe Chantix, Haven't smoked Mary Jane since the late 1980s.
That was pretty irregular and I never did pay for any of it. Joints had a way of being passed around at parties back then.

You held the smoke in too long...short puffs do not blow the mind!

Using a strand of creeper.

Were those horseshoes delivered by an African swallow or a European swallow? Just asking….

That hippotatomuse reminds me old dino of growing and seeing "unbelievable" wowie weird looking vegetables drawn for Ripley's Blelieve It Or Not comic strip.
Let's move ahead in time to the Seventies when I was a reporter/photographer for a newspaper in a rural county.
Farmers and gardeners were always turning up with weird vegetables they wanted photographed for publication all the time. Wowees quickly devolved into ho-hums.
Got to the point that the second two-headed calf I got to see was already a yawner.
About all that really impressed me was photographing the crime scene for marijuana plants that stood eight-to-12-feet tall. Now that blew my mind!

Sorry Snoop but....u be ugly. Thanks OUC

We grow the best hippotatomuses here!

My white privilege power is “pattern recognition”. Because I know that the Shit is going to Hit The Fan.

killing flies lol

$2.99 for horseshoes, but how much for a shrubbery?