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TGIFfunnies 6/30/23 EDITION: Rolling On The Floor ?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years ago to Humor
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I hope so . . .be careful while swimming in the Gatoraid!


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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years ago
    These are sooo gouda. ThanQ brother for the laughs . It starts with a bang and gets better as you go.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    And please please please wear your PPE (ie tinfoil hat) while consuming them. Side note: Dipping them in milk or coffee prior to consumption attenuates the signal.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Hey, now hold on a minute! I recall when I was a young-un back in the '50's or '60s there was an Oreo commercial that showed the symbol in the middle was a flying saucer with an antenna. LOL! Anyone else remember that?
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  • Posted by $ 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Late at night those outer hash marks light up and transmit the days info...ie, everything you said!

    From now on, put your oreos in a metal bread box . . .
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I would be curious to know the Crossover rate of pretty girls + molestation = Massive Tattoos!

    In some cases, I've heard a couple admit that they wanted to be less "pretty". The stories I've run across talking to people personally. From grandfathers, to uncles, to step fathers, even real fathers... And the scars it leaves behind... We will burn for what we have allowed to happen to children... (Sorry, that took a dark turn...)
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  • Posted by Steven-Wells 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    At a glance, I misread your, "I've had Gatorade and fried 'gator and can testify..." as "I've had Gatorade and fried 'gatoraide"
    I thought you were the kind of food experimentalist who would try to fry Gatorade.
    That would align with my baked Jell-O experiments.
    Also, (for those old enough to remember the commercials) I've held M&M's long enough to refute that the milk chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hands, and I ate just one Lay's potato chip, timed for an hour not to eat another one.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 2 years ago
    There is SO much that could be said about the little toadie and gatoraid but the internet aint big enough
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Funny thing: those nose rings are called blairs. Found that out browsing in a Farm and Garden store. My wife thought it was hilarious, given that's my name as well...
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm gonna do lots of research. Preferably with the chocolate center ones. And a gallon of milk... :D
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 2 years ago
    Great collection as always!! Elmer Fudd.... gonna have to watch for that one...
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 2 years ago in reply to this comment.
    It is there choice to make - but I would not/did not make that choice, and do not understand ....... guess I am just too old.....
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