Laughing at your Wife... TRUTH!
You know what WIFE stands for:
Washing
Ironing
Fxxxing
Etc

LOL. My wife hates that joke.
She replies, you know what a man is?
Something you screw on the bed to get the house paid for :-)

Driving from CA to FL...
One Quickly Learns that Florida is a VERY LONG State. I remember crossing the border near the panhandle, and thinking "Wow, I am almost there".
Yep, about 12hrs... LOL...

Classic! Nice group!

Good gravy on top... what a sweet selection...
Quite a few to forward to friends and family, including that Duck Sink, XX Chromosomes, Screwdriver, Onion rings, Revenge of the Trees... Thank you Carl.

I was in the service. Had brand new '65 mustang. Drove from Florida to El Paso/Ft Bliss. Had a detour in Alabama. Had to follow a local cop to Justice of the Peace home so I could pay for a speeding ticket. Those were the good 'ol days.

Driving across Texas seems to take forever I can recall from the Seventies.

Houston to El Paso is pretty boring also. Drive it at night and you don't really notice how boring

why bother dusting? In less than two weeks it is all back from wherever it went when I dusted the first time.

Strap 'em to a chair and make 'em watch 24 hours of Barret Jackson and/or Mecum auto auction.
Whenever I watch those I have to wear a bib. I drool all over myself.
And thanks for the memes.

Thanks for the laughs!!! The laughing at yourself was a very good one - and too true!! And love the vegetable donuts.....

I miss being able to drive those long distances - for me it was IL to CA - with no one, and no way to be reached. The only constant was the radio. Twice in the 70's, once in the early '80's. Great time for introspection.

My wife is, of course, right.

When she is wrong (and it does happen), it's not her problem. It's my problem.

These are some of the best. I actually laughed out loud.
Loved the snowmen and the teepee.

Love the tree on the Tesla! That is hilarious!

I like the 1965 (sedan) and 1971 (fastback) Mustangs better. However, they are all gorgeous!

Back Draft Racing used to make a racing body/chassis that looks just like a 1965 Mustang, but with a real stiff chassis, and tunable suspension. Too bad it is $70K.

Griggs has some now:
https://www.griggsracing.com/griggs-r...

Thanks for the great wakeup this morning, OUC! After months I finally cleaned up all the dust in the man cave. If it was anyone I knew they're gone now - whatever. Duck sink - LOL! TP! Smart tree taking out the EV. Love that Mustang - had a SUV type car pull up next to me at a stop light the other day that turned out to be a Porche. I said to my wife, "Why would anybody spend so much money on a vehicle that looks like a Kia?" - if you have to read the name to know what it is because it looks like everything else, then what's the point?

Ah those long stretches of desert road. We were free in those days in a sense the young of today cannot know.
I remember a long stretch, a figure in the distance in the middle of nowhere, a hitch-hiker, I stopped, it was an Indian chap I think. "Goin' that way?" "Yup." Not much choice actually, just the road, forward and back. He got off after half an hour, to me it all looked exactly the same.
100mph, a magic number.

When I was in the Marines, my father the all but me family to see Europe. When I got, Dad offered money so I could do the same. I said I wanted to see some of the western part of my country. Took a brother along for company. Was driving a Camaro.
That same brother settled in LA for a few years.
That's when I drove alone in a Mustang from Alabama to LA. There was a stretch of desert where even truckers were driving near 100MPH,
Unforgettable! Had 4 new tires. So I wasn't afraid of a blowout.

Anyone you once knew?

LOL, evolved from carrots . . .
Yes, it is lonely traveling out west, AZ/UT/NV/CO and a little worrisome...it takes forever for the scenery to change. I drove home to connecticut from CA the summer of 79. Spent 4 years there. Had just bought a 78 Mercury Capri. (German Influenced) Quick little car.
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loved them all, my housecleaning may resemble #1

Those snowmen evolved from carrots.
Never thought reading "XX CHROMOSOMES" would ever crack old dino up.
During the Seventies I drove to California twice. The second time I was all alone. I didn't have a Star Trek communicator, which I once read somewhere was an inventor's inspiration for cell phones.
On the Great Plains or a flat desert, yon feel so alone and insignificant that it's kinda creepy. Maybe you still do without a cell phone, come to think of it finally.

Welcome, Freedom.

The Teens today have no clue what beautiful cars are, although a few at the Hardware Store actually wanted an old car . . . 70s 80s 90s, I know, 80s 90s? but still better than a 4 dr look alike computer on wheels.

thanks for the great laughs, OUC! 👍

Yep. In those days you could tell at a glance what make & model a car was. Now most of them seem to be indistinguishable blobs. Or refrigerator boxes on wheels.