Zelensky Accuses Russia Of Putting Swastikas On His Soldiers' Helmets

Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago to Humor

Zelensky also blames Russia for teaching his soldiers how to goosestep. Putin, how could you?! Bad enough that you blew up your own pipeline that Biden said he would have blown up previously
Also on top of today's Babylon Bee's Trending Articles, "The View" Wears KKK Hoods To Prove Tim Scott Wrong About American Racial Progress. Yeah, take that, Scott, you uppity conservative Oreo.
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-accuses-russia-of-putting-little-nazi-stickers-on-the-helmets-of-all-his-soldiers

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Posted by CaptainKirk 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Again... We have reached Maximum Satire...
I am not sure if the Babylon Bee deserves credit for being creative or not?

This is the kind of stuff Mad Magazine used to cover!

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  Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Me loved Mad Magazine growing up from a little dino.
  Having Babylon Bee in me old age is a perfect finish.
  
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Posted by mhubb 10 months, 3 weeks ago

so the Russians now have a time machine??
to be able to go back in time and do this for decades back ????

LOLOL

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  Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Actually, me the dino read something about at least some Ukrainian soldier wearing swastikas.
  At that point I shrugged it off until just now today I saw that the Babylon Bee decided to make something of it.
  
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    Posted by mhubb 10 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    they have had them for a long time
    
    Ukraine joined Germany after Germany invaded the USSR in 1941, for valid reasons (10,000,000+ murdered Ukrainians by Stalin, ect)
    
    the issue, some of them the kept the "National Socialist" stuff long after, until now
    
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      Posted by bsudell 10 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      The Germans also went after the Irish to join them; promised to get rid of the British for them. It's always be the lie of politics that fools people.
      
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      Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Thanks for that input.
      
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Posted by blarman 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah. Read the New York Post article where the exposed Western Journalists intentionally asking Ukrainian soldiers to turn their heads/bodies when posing for shots so the swastikas were hidden. Hello! Zelensky wore a shirt with the Iron Cross on it when he addressed Congress and no one said Boo!

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  Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Maybe next time Zelensky will have The Blue Max hanging from a ribbon around his neck.
  (Yeah, I saw that movie).
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Yep, Babylonbee!...Yes, it was his Nazi buddies that bombed civilians and now the Damn.

They Never bombed a building in Moscow, that building was in Iowa!

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  Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Late last night I (yawn) couldn't figure out Damn was a simple typo that meant that dam and the flood that followed. Have to admit I didn't try that hard.
  Now you get a +1. The dino is pretty free about giving points but never when I can't go figure what the hell someone is talking about.
  Now tell me what Iowa meant before I take it back.
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Yeh, that "wong selling" dease hunts me two, fro time to tme
    
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      Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Iowa! Iowa! Iowa! Iowa! Attica! Oops, Iowa! Iowa!
      
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Sorry, missed that request. A building in Iowa started to crumble...poor construction? maybe but it was all over the news. A red bricked faced building where the center (Face) crumbled to the ground...now, a week later, the fake news claim that the ukranians bombed a building in Moscow and it just happened to be that very same building in Iowa...CAUGHT THEM Lying!
        
        BREAKING NEWS!...TGIFfunnies being loaded up NOW!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        So I missed the subject of the request you missed.
        We don't need to be at the same firing range together. Tee-hee!
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        "Now tell me what Iowa meant before I take it back."
        
        PS...you need a "Giggle", do not pass Go, go straight to TGIFfunnies...
        
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        Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Eureka! It's new in New.
        
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Posted by Jerrylem 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Just the beliefs of individual soldiers that all.

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  Posted by allosaur 10 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Welcome to The Gulch.
  
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Zelensky Accuses Russia Of Putting Swastikas On His Soldiers' Helmets

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