Creepy Old Man Thinks Your Kids Are His Own

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A creepy old man has been shouting such Schiff on the White House lawn.
"Lemme smell your kids!" that demented geriatric kept screaming.
White House aides dragged the old fool to safety as that deranged dummy continued to shout, "No, uh, um, where am I? Lemme rephrase that! Your kids ain't yours to smell! They're all mine! Mine, I tell you! All mine! Bwahahaha!"
Nevertheless, Randi Weingarten, the Prussian-American President of the Marxist-American Federation of Teachers said, "This guy is making a ton of sense. All kids should belong to the State and to suggest other wise is white supremacy."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/creepy-old-man-says-he-thinks-of-your-kids-as-his-own


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