George Santos Arrested But 534 Members Of Congress Are Still At Large
Oh, the horror! The Bee's article writer asks who will protect us from those other 534 dangerous felons.
All me dino can say is don't look to our corrupt politicized DOJ to do squat about that.
In other news a sidebar article reveals that a cute cartoon-looking Secretary of Homeland Security dude named Mayorkas will fire a starter pistol for the gargantuan migrant horde lined up at the border when Title 42 expires.
Here they come! Watch them run! Woopee-do! Thanks Uncle Joe!
And remember y'all, rigged elections can have very dire consequences.
All me dino can say is don't look to our corrupt politicized DOJ to do squat about that.
In other news a sidebar article reveals that a cute cartoon-looking Secretary of Homeland Security dude named Mayorkas will fire a starter pistol for the gargantuan migrant horde lined up at the border when Title 42 expires.
Here they come! Watch them run! Woopee-do! Thanks Uncle Joe!
And remember y'all, rigged elections can have very dire consequences.
