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7 Ways Gun Control Will Make Your Family Safer

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year ago to Humor
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An eighth reason that is left out is this~~Should home invaders of a race different than yours kick in your door, no one can call you a racist if you can't shoot them.
Wait, what am I saying? These days you can be called a racist just for using a wrong pronoun. Never mind.
If you never want to hear anyone call you a racist, just hang on to your gun just long enough to shoot yourself. Especially if you vote MAGA.
Be sure to check out the video about a 14-year-old girl who gets turned down asking for a tattoo, a pack of cigarettes and a handgun. But when she asks for an irreversible sex change~~WHOA!!! Katie bar the gate!!!!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-gun-control-will-make-your-family-safer


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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
    Yes, gun control opening doors to diverse and inclusive social opportunities are enormous as people I've never met can now enter my home or car and share my stuff without any fear of oppression or micro aggression on my part. My safe space will be their safe space, too!
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year ago
    If someone breaks into my house when I'm in it, they better be prepared to die. I'll shoot first and ask questions later. Unless I recognize them as friend or relative, they better hope they have given their soul to God because their ass will belong to me,
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    • Posted by $ 1 year ago
      Gee whiz, why wouldn't you'd rather risk having terrible things to happen to you?
      Would it have to do with my cautious behavior today at an ATM in Biden's USA?
      Was looking from side to side and appreciating the mirror on the machine should someone come up behind me.
      My pocket pistol has a chambered round with the hammer at full cock. All I have to do is thumb off the safety and pull the trigger.
      But I'm just being silly, y'all!
      We're all as secure as Biden says the border is.
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  • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year ago
    when I saw the ad at the end of the article for a home training system, my first thought was: "Someone is going to screw up and blow away their computer"!
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    • Posted by $ 1 year ago
      Mine was a suspicion that the dude's pose for a photo did not end with a shot. Why? No ear protection. Outside, shots can sting your ears. Dude is inside where it hurts your ears a lot worse.
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      • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 year ago
        The system works fairly well. My son has one and the whole family uses it to practice when they can't get to the range. No hard to replace ammo used, no big boom indoors :)
        BB strikes again and the Gulchers are just as funny. Thumbs up!
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  • Posted by Ben_C 1 year ago
    9 Guns will not be necessary for home protection given the streets will be patrolled by social workers. Any threat of violence will be met with trained personal to provide counseling for the troubled assailant.
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  • Posted by mhubb 1 year ago
    my guns, even the hand guns will all have bayonets
    so ammo use will be minimal

    LOL
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    • Posted by $ 1 year ago
      Here's a bayonet tip. Three primary targets the Marines taught me to go for are a carotid artery (cutting either side of the throat). the solar plexus (pit of the stomach just beneath the sternum bone for the ribs) and either kidney.
      When thrusting a stab, twist the blade as you pull it out. Bwahaha!
      Go for that kidney stab in the back when a home invader sees how you carved up his accomplices and tries to run outside where you don't have a right to kill him. Bwahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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      • Posted by mhubb 1 year ago
        ok
        you convinced me to buy more 7.62NATO for my M14SA
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        • Posted by $ 1 year ago
          Ah, that good old M14 rifle, sort of a cross between a M1 and a BAR.
          That's what we trained with on Parris Island during 1969 after the first moon landing. Never saw a M16 until I received further combat training at the now infamous Camp Lejeune.
          You can very effectively use a M14 with a fixed bayonet both as a spear and a club.
          Had a good time swinging the rifle's stock at the heads of dummy targets.
          Guess that was to bat enemies aside after sticking a fixed bayonet in the guts.
          Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
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          • Posted by mhubb 1 year ago
            i love my M-14SA
            made by Federal in 1991, using spare M-14 parts

            and i have 3 SOCOM-16s
            and 4 Garands, one a Navy in 7.62 NATO
            4 M1 Carbines

            guess i love the Rolling Blocks
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            • Posted by $ 1 year ago
              You are by far way more into military firearms than I am. The closest I can come to military is having an AR-15 converted into a into a 9mm carbine with two 30-round clips. Which ain't all that military at all.
              A glove compartment gun I call my "car blaster" is an Italian Tanfoglian 17-shot 9mm that was fairly inexpensive but proved to be superbly accurate at my favorite indoor firing range.
              My pocket pistol is a 9mm 7-shot Sig and I have an even smaller .32-cal. Tomcat Beretta that's actually a little more accurate.
              Also have a Smith & Wesson 357 Magnum and a Remington 870 12-guage pump shotgun that bagged a limit in dove the last time I used bird shot.
              Had to annually NRA qualify with a Remington 870, an AR-15 and a .38-cal. S&W during the 21 years I was in the Alabama Dept. of Corrections.
              For some later semi-retired security work I did, I had to NRA qualify with S&W .38 for one job and .45 semi-automatic for another,
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              • Posted by mhubb 1 year ago
                9mm out of a 16" barrel ignores level IIIA body armor

                i have 2 Ruger PC Carbines, in 9mm, His and Hers

                they are Take-Downs and fit into a back pack

                i carry a S&W Shield in 45, S&W M&P full size 45 most of the time

                2 Ruger Mini-14s in my car, locked up (His and Hers), did i mention that i like the Rolling Block Toys (LOL)

                with practice, you can reload a Garand faster than most modern Toys, but the M-14 rules

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