One entity that should be cussed out more often...

Every so often I cuss Alexa out until there’s a blue haze surrounding the house. She gets mad and stops responding. I can put together combinations that would make a sailor raise an eyebrow.

She's HOT For YOU, Dino!..is mama ok with that?
3 or 4 years?..can't believe you haven't nailed that yet.

ROTFLMAO

Sometimes Siri lies to me. Wouldn't be the first sweet voice to do that.
Just told Siri "I love you." She is still saying "You are the wind beneath my wings."
She started that three or four years ago. Or maybe time flies for getting old.

I cracked up over the thought of how he was able to make his fingers do that!

PS, percussive maintenance was used on that car you used to draw in kindergarten...

WOW, OUC!!! These are great!! I'll be chuckling all night, LOL! Right along with Alexa and Siri, LMAO! I hate to admit it, but I had a Spock encounter with the stuff some time ago - the tube burst - always wore gloves after that!

Glad I helped your day.

All of these are fabulous, made my rather so so day great from laughter !