One of your best :-)

That's why I do it...Laughter makes the heart go farther...

Thank you so much, Carl! With the week I had, laughing at so many good ones was needed!

Thanks for fine selection Carl.
Yes, the bladder is the key decider on when to wake up.
Cheers!
PS: it would be fun to watch as the Fridge-Lunch-Thief gets their just desserts :)

Laughing, I can't help wondering if He Played a Role in those changes...

Watching the video, it dawned on me that I saw a Spot either on this screen or on TV a year or so ago.
That jump rope truck was impressive.
I can see how dragging things like a cinder block and carrying stuff around at work sites can be useful.
And the Amish will be needful should AOC ever get our livestock cancelled to make us all eat bugs.

If you could get past the smell!

Now THAT 'S FUNNY.

As long as he doesn't overheat his batteries or try pulling the carriage up the stairs....

He does come with a high environmental cost compared to a mammalian one.

"All my exes have changed their sexes." Love it! An up to date Strait!

Look up spot the robotic dog.

https://www.google.com/search?channel...

I was thinkin' maybe there's a patch out behind the barn.

Aha! So that thing is a dog named Spot.
Bark, Spot! No can do?
Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Good dog!

Holy ! had me laughing - on a conference call! King bladder also had me rolling. Best one was the 9mm, clips and shells one. I know what my next White Elephant is going to be... ;)

I, at 83, am still tired though that bladder thing only got me up four times last night for the bonus of taking care of the itchy crusty dry eyes. Also kept waking my cat who gets cranky if she doesn't get her 20 plus hours of sleep a day.

On the practical side, Spot the robotic dog needs no clean up after it and will turn out to be more useful because of it being able to traverse all kinds of uneven stuff like stairs and rocky surfaces and at present is semi autonomous like a horse pulling a wagon.

The "Stolen Lunch"...

He failed to mention he works from home!

The "any" key is an extremely old joke. For "extremely old" think of Bell Labs Unix version 6 or the publication of the K&R C book. The young lady pictured peering underneath her eyeglasses is most likely an actor who was employed as a tech writer in 1978 and probably is the author of that joke.

Wonderful! 👍
Thanks, OUC!

The fish taco is a side slapper. A little laxative sauce on the side, please.

Have you seen this one?
https://needtoknow.news/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Immunity.jpg

Right on....Old Lives DO matter and should never be there there by some medical person who thinks we are mindless!

Since I have done some divining with pendulums and rods, and since I do NOT golf, I appreciated the humour.

We'll have to ask management.

Thank you for starting my day off with a smile, OUC! Second one in I thought the guy looked like Ed Sullivan before I read the caption. OK, where do they keep the holy smokes?