People With Taste Buds Continue Decades-Long Boycott Of Bud Light

Posted by $ allosaur 4 weeks ago to Humor
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Yeah, decades ago old dino tasted Bud Light and decided~~meh!~~it was a beer that was not worth spending money on.
I'm quite certain I am one of many who decades ago began boycott Bud Light for that very reason.
Don't know why Anheuser-Busch thought they could get away with insulting all the people who still drank Bud for having no buds.
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  • Posted by term2 3 weeks, 6 days ago
    their sin was to stop making beer and instead trying to influence peoples' thoughts.

    disney tried it, Hollywood tried it, and eventually they will learn to just stick to their business.
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  • Posted by mhubb 4 weeks ago
    message from 2030

    what is this "Bud Light" you speak of?
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks ago
      Anheuser-Busch may have very well killed off that product if not their entire corporation.
      Me dino won't care.
      I had been drinking Miller Light for at least a couple of decades before Dobrien of Minnesota told me how I could locate his parents in the Florida Panhandle.
      Me dino spent summers growing up by a large lake nd it was just a short drive from where they stayed.
      His father handed me a bottle of regular Yuengling beer while we talked in his front beer. Found out on my own that I like Yuengling Light even better.
      Yuengling was America's oldest brewery by the way. Says so on the bottle. Hope that company did not even have to learn what not to do from the Bud Light PR stupidity.
      That's because I'd really hate giving up Yuengling Light for the Go Woke Go Broke reasons why I ditched Coke Zero,
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 3 weeks, 6 days ago
    I always thought that people that drink Bud Light did it because they were trying to stop drinking beer. 🤣🤣

    I don't drink anymore. Don't drink any less either. 😉
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  • Posted by saucerdesigner 3 weeks, 6 days ago
    I stopped purchasing anything having words such as "light", "low fat", "reduced fat", "2%", etc. anywhere on the label. Give me the fat thank you very much, not the crap they add (sugar) to make it taste better after the fat has been removed.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 3 weeks, 1 day ago
    I no longer drink or buy Bud Light, Anheuser Bush tried to cater to a small population of loud activists that is supported by the DC puppeteers. I would love to drown every one of them in a lake of Rolling Rock Beer!
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    • Posted by $ 3 weeks, 1 day ago
      Me dino thinks loud minorities scream so loud is because most in the vast majority walks quietly due to being too chicken to use its big stick.
      Oh, no! Some little snot may call me transphobic and get me cancelled from my favorite blathering platform.
      Or worse, maybe even tell my gutless boss, who could not wait to Murdock me.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    My Dad and brothers drank beer. I never paid too much attention to the brands, but I don't remember seeing anything "Bud". Mostly Pabst or Miller's is what stands out after all these years :)
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