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Manhatten DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago to Humor
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Devious Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is bragging of a new plan to give us a desperately needed four more years of Donald Trump.
"I will stop at nothing," bragged Bragg, "to put Trump back in the White House where he belongs. Whooo-boy! I'm about to charge up his base like you've never freakin' seen!"
Click the link for further details.
By the way, Gov. Ron DeSantis is wondering what sort of crime he needs to be charged with to keep pace with Trump. Yeah, it just ain't fair. Hang in there, Ron!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/manhattan-da-announces-plan-to-get-trump-elected-in-2024


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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 1 month ago
    This could be actual news. Time will tell.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
      Yesterday me dino heard Fox News speculation that Trump being arrested may help Trump win that second term he was cheated out of.
      And I also read a related article that the capitol police are preparing for a Jan 6 styled protest event.
      Before turning the TV off last night I heard it said that arrest will be postponed because the so-called "investigation" is not complete.
      Well, today ain't over yet.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 1 month ago
        Yeah, I was just catching a piece of Clay and Buck on the radio and they were saying not to protest because it will be a J6 style setup where it will be used as an excuse to throw more Trump supporters into a Gulag - and "they" would take great pleasure in that in a blue state like NY. Furthermore, if anything happens, like if 2 out of 10,000 protestors do something illegal, then the MSMM will have it on continuous loop to make it look like another "insurrection". I ask, if Patriots can't protest, then what in HE-double-toothpicks can anyone do to express displeasure at the kangaroo court? Vote in rigged elections?
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        • Posted by Aeronca 1 year, 1 month ago
          Leave the protesting to libtards, they have 60 years of practice. Unfortunately when conservatives protest, some over-do it and the libtards send the fascist antifascists in with their false fag (flag) attacks. I guess voting with paper airplanes is the only way.

          Even that little conservative protest gathering in Manhattan I cringed because some lib reporter or even a spy in that group could send a text to 10,000 people to swarm and start a fight. DB said it best with the Playing Chess with Pigeons meme. So what's left? Alka Seltzer for the Pigeons?
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          • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
            Those conservatives who participated in the Jan 6 protest were infiltrated by FBI agents as well as some Antifa thugs,
            Watching some of that live on TV, I saw one young man exhibiting the same trying to look scary aggressive body language I've seen many in Antifa use.
            Shortly there after I saw a guy breaking glass with a hammer, me dino said, "Another Antifa." Then as I saw another protestor tried to stop him, me dino said, "Not with Antifa."
            Doubt an FBI agent would stop anyone from breaking anything. They were there to make all the protestors look bad.
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            • Posted by Aeronca 1 year, 1 month ago
              I agree. They absolutely knew it was going to happen and they were there to observe, spy, egg on, and have good ample arrest material. Prevention? No. Always they give us news about some supposed disaster they saved us from. No way they weren't listening and watching. Bannon said "All hell's gonna' break loose." (That was hubris on Bannon's part.)

              FBI let it happen.
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            • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 1 month ago
              I was there on Jan 6th. I heard Trump speak. He was running late (always is, quite annoying actually because it was COLD outside).

              And after he finished, I went back to the hotel room, and watched the events play out.

              I knew we were in for trouble when I saw younger (antifa) types wearing trump gear, and saying "stupid shit", like shouting "2nd amendment" and raising their hands over their heads... Something I've NEVER seen/heard at a Tea Party, or other event in my life. It was like they didn't know what to see to fit in.

              My buddy even asked the question... "Do you think those are antifa? Should we follow them?"

              Anyways, I got to say Hi to Alex Jones the day before. Overall, it was an interesting experience.

              FTR, when I saw the backpacks with Yellow KNOTTED rope. I knew that was a problem. People came prepared for this. THOSE are the people I want questioned. Because they gained access from the second floor easily.

              But no honest investigation will happen, because I am 100% certain Epps and others were FBI Plants, setting these people up. And I get lumped in... Despite the problematic people being a Tiny fraction of the crowd that showed up for Trump and our country.

              PS Pence is Dirt!
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              • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
                ThanQ for sharing your story. The prosecutor is colluding with the FBI in these sham trials. With holding Brady evidence not informing the defense that a defense witness called in a to testify was an FBI operative. Shameful, and if not it should be criminal or at the least disbarred.
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        • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
          Here's something I found in my email a few minutes ago.
          Looks like if Trump gets arrested some time next week maybe.
          https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencer...
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          • Posted by term2 1 year, 1 month ago
            I dont think this will go anywhere, as the case is weak.
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            • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
              The case is beyond weak. It's beyond fantasy. The DA is trying to use a misdemeanor charge for which the statute of limitations has already run out (despite being ridiculous prima faciae) and parlay it into a state records falsification charge - also a misdemeanor - and link it to campaign finance laws which are a Federal felony.
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              • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
                Me dino thinks the left doesn't really care if their ongoing, ongoing, ongoing slanderous attempts to throw mud at Trump does not work out with an arrest or a conviction.
                They reason that the more mud they throw--the better! That way they hope they can convince enough voters that where there is smoke there is fire.
                There not actually being a fire has nothing to do with the sleazy Schiff they are up to.
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        • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
          Please some one, show me when Protests have caused the dictators to change their behavior.
          Months of Million person protests in Hong Kong, France , Germany, UK .Yellow jacket protest for over a year only emboldened Macron. In Canada the Castro bastard trampled women with horses and shut down bank accounts. Protest by taking your money out of the bank, fly the flag, be
          Vocal in intersections with cashiers so the people in line behind here the message.
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          • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 1 month ago
            In a place where those in charge are still civilized protests may have an impact, but not a dictatorship.

            Gandhi's protests eventually paid off in India, but the the British were more civilized.
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            • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
              I call the DOJ or the FBI weaponized agencies working for a tyrant. The House MAGA reps agree with me.
              I remember tin soldiers and Government coming
              We are finally on our own , this summer I hear the calling 4 dead in Ohio. May 1970.
              Saigon fell in1975.

              Protesting by taking your money from the banks and Blackrock Vanguard state street and you could buy precious metals or Real Estate amongst other things or the mattress.
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              • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
                BREAKING: The House Weaponization Subcommittee has released a damning report on Merrick Garland’s memo targeting school boards referring to it as a "manufactured issue" with "misapplied priorities" and no "legitimate basis for the AG's anti-parent memo"
                House GOP says Merrick Garland and Biden's adiminstration “colluded” with the
                @NSBAPublicEd
                to “silence the critics” of Democratic education policies pre- 2021
                @GovernorVA
                race.
                This is what a dictator does.⬆️
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          • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
            The American Revolution. ;) You have to be able - and willing - to back up your protest with more action than just a protest if the tyrants refuse to listen.
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            • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
              Sorry but that was a war with death and bullets.
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              • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
                It started with a protest known as the Boston Tea Party. The tyrant refused to listen.
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                • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
                  So did the protest cause the tyrant to change anything? My understanding Is the King cracked down harder on the people and tried to disarm them.
                  I define war and protest differently. Sorry if I’m a bit cranky .
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                  • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
                    I define them differently as well. I simply point out that if all one is really willing to do is protest, nothing will change. We have to be willing to vote and take active interest in local legislatures. And if the government begins infringing on protected rights, we have to lodge those complaints with judicial bodies to seek redress. If none of that succeeds, we may have to resort to institutional change - as happened during the Revolution.
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                    • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
                      I certainly have no disagreement with this response. I was simply stating that I have not seen large protests result in any meaningful change.
                      I am protesting by taking money out of the banking system and buying silver , I also am displaying the flag.
                      Will that result in change? Unlikely to be sure but if many did the same re the banks they would feel the pain.
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                      • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
                        Unfortunately, there aren't enough people left in our economy who are net depositors. Most are net debtors who have been sucked into spending beyond their means for the past decade+ and who are now over-extended. And our banking system - especially the Fed - has not only enabled this but encouraged it as a way for them to make profits and eventually enslave the majority of the population. Remember, it is their goal that everyone else "will own nothing and be happy about it."
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                        • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
                          I think I posted about Schwab the WEF and the Great Reset on this board first. People that know me well have told me I have close to a photographic memory. All I know about that is it can be a blessing but also a curse.
                          This is the first of a 6 part type of dissertation on the WEF. https://prussiagate.substack.com/p/th...
                          The invisible enemy that Trump has called it absolutely includes the Rothschilds and other massively wealthy deletes that own the Federal Reserves Banks around the world. This Is the Deep States Temple, the Debt machine. Trump and the Patriots are bringing it down upon their f,ing heads
                          Credit Swiss that failed earlier this week was the Cabals dirty bank ,when the Saudi’s said kiss off when CS wanted more Capital the Swiss Fed had to incentivize UBS to take it over.
                          Deutschbank is another dirty bank.
                          Another massive problem Worldwide in this ponzi scheme called Banking is FED ,that is Foreign Exchange Department it is absolutely unregulated and it is the largest market in the world by multitudes. Banks speculate on Currencies. The leverage that is used is on hyperdrive. Imagine how the Ruble’s move from March to June against the dollar or Euro after Putin pegged it to Gold felt to those on the wrong side of the trade. Ruble before 129 to $1 after 60 to $1.
                          Q posted Gold will end FED . Q didn’t say Gold will end The FED. Maybe that’s what Q meant.
                          Anyway another huge Problem for US ,maybe the biggest issue is the death of the petrodollar.
                          We currently have in the area of $21 trillion in deposit at FDIC Banks. But overseas the estimate of Eurodollars Or petrodollars is about $63 trillion.
                          BRICS has given it a terminal disease.
                          See every nation in the world needed US $ to purchase oil. That fact created the need for US dollar reserves in all nations that bought oil.
                          It also made them cowtow to the wests demands if not Sanctions freezing their reserves. The BRICS soon will include Saudi Arabia, UAE, Mexico ,Nigeria, Venezuela ,Iran and many others. Most of them are oil rich and will not require dollars.
                          My theory about The Federal Reserve is they a caught between a Rock and aHard place. The only reason the dollar has remained strong and not collapsing is because interest rates for our treasuries are giving them a good return. But the higher rates are killing the banks . The Banks currently have the largest unrealized losses in history by a sixfold number relative to the 2008 crisis. They claim to be raising the rates to squash inflation and that’s true but it’s not the inflation we feel now but the hyperinflation when the dollar is not required or giving a good return, because it is backed by thin air. The BRICS are backing their money with something real and valuable. Give thanks and praise to Kissmyassinger who put is into this pickle as well as turning our manufacturing jobs over to China and praise Trump for screwing up the Great Reset Plan , he stopped a kinetic World War lll that was meant to cover up the debt system collapse and countered it with IrregularWarfare. Note Chris Miilers background. Devolution baby. Good vs Evil . We will win.
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  • Posted by LibertyPen 1 year, 1 month ago
    Whether he intends it or not, the bumbling Soros boot-licker is providing mountains of validation for the Orange Man's anti-Deep State mantra.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
      There had already been one too many witch hunts before that buffoon Bragg came along,
      Can't help but hope he gets carjacked by some career crook he let out of jail way too early.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
    When Mexico can legitimately lecture the US on Civil rights ….hell will freeze over.

    Mexico's President AMLO says the United States cannot talk about human rights with Julian Assange detained, cartel violence with President Joe Biden bombing the Nord Stream pipeline, or democracy while arresting the leading presidential candidate Donald Trump.
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  • Posted by term2 1 year, 1 month ago
    2024 will be interesting. I would hope DeSantis and Trump could wind up as a team, although I doubt that could happen. Trump as President, DeSantis as VP and next in line in 2028 for president.

    Wishful thinking. Might even save whats left of the country after Biden
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
      That Don/Ron ticket was precisely what I was hoping for at first.
      At this point Trump has been spitting too many barbs at a far more dignified DeSantis.
      I'm holding out for Trump (who a rigged election so unfairly dumped on) but I must confess I'm kinda starting to lean toward the Florida governor.
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      • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
        I will give you an upvote, but I also would like you to check your premises. The Uniparty CUCKS who have allowed the Demons to have their way in almost anything are supporting DeSantis, including
        Jen Bush , Mitt Rotteney, and the rest of the
        RINOs. . Desanctimonious may be Dignified yet passed red flag law, and recently made it a crime for bloggers to criticize him. He would be unknown if not for Trumps endorsement. Trump knows what he is saying about Sanctimonious. And the polls show Trump crushing Him. Watch the CUCKS switch to Youngkin and push him. Give me the street fighter Trump and FuQ anyone who goes against our only leader in40 years. We are at WAR and if you can’t see that ,I am at a loss.
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        • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
          Now that's more like it! Tell me something concrete. You're someone I trust and this is the first the dino has heard that RINOs are backing DeSantis. Subject to change, now I'm leaning the other way.
          I had not decided NOT to vote for Trump in the first place. Should Trump go to jail, the deal is sealed that I shall vote for the far-feared Tangerine Tornado!
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          • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 1 month ago
            I will PM you about the RINO ‘s pushing Ron when I get a chance.
            I also liked him , Desantos very much more that drug addicted Queer who was Obama’s pal that ran against him for Governor. But keep in mind Florida was initially locked down tighter than a drum for COVID. I couldn’t see my mom on her bday 3/13/2020 we had to wave to her through a window at a physical rehab facility.
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