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Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into His Shell

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago to Humor
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Poor lil' guy! Hiding a compromised head makes it so hard to crawl away.
As for Nancy Pelosi, she became so unsettled that she shed her skin twice.
Check the sidebar of other articles to learn what sneaky Nasty Nancy was really up to in Jan 6, 2021.
You can also read another slithering article about Chuck Schumer calling Tucker Carlson's complete Jan 6 footage "unapproved Russian disinformation."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/spooked-by-jan-6-footage-mcconnell-withdraws-head-into-shell

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  • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 1 month ago
    Best line: "Nancy Pelosi was so unsettled by the footage that she shed her skin twice." ROTFLOL
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago
      After laughing at an envisioned a snake with Pelosi's ugly face shedding skin as stated in the BB article, me dino was all ooooo-wow me just gotta include that in my post's optional start-up comment box.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 1 month ago
    Yell at me if you want, but in one respect I have to come to McConnell's defense: We have him to thank that Merrick Garland is not on the Supreme Court. Not much beyond that, but just consider how different things would look if he had put Garland's name forward instead of leaving the seat open for President Trump to fill.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago
      AURGH! WHO SAYS ANYONE'S GONNA YELL AT YOU?!!!!!
      Me the dino just couldn't help doing that. Seriously, methinks maybe that lifetime politician knows there are certain lines he can't get away with crossing.
      At least for now . . .
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 1 month ago
    The hidden evidence has totally undermined the faith of this government.
    What lessons have we learned?
    There is no "Left" There is no "Right".
    There is but one uni-party that hates America and our Constitution. Spit
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago
      Why is me dino suddenly thinking of globalists who dream of running a one-government planet Earth with a group-think iron fist? Ya know, like China would.
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      • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 1 month ago
        The icing on the cake: The economy/stock market is in meltdown, the banking contagion is spreading like wildfire, so what does TraitorJoe Do? He gives federal employees the biggest raises in history. Gives the Neo-Nazis in ukraine what little arms and munitions we have left. (in addition to committing our children to boots on the ground in the Bloodlands) Prioritizes "Diversity", CrossDressing, and wait for it.... "Climate Changes"
        Rome burns, TraitorJoe Fiddles, or in his case, Diddles.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 1 month ago
    The BB is on top of this subject, LOL!! This article is only one of several REALLY worth your time to check out. They will make you smile!

    As for the turtle, he should resign and go home to his wife in Beijing.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 1 year, 1 month ago
    And then he fell down the stairs. Ba-dum-dum.. Boom.

    Pelosi is a lizard, Schumer is a snake.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 1 month ago
      Yeah, Turtle him fall down and go boom to a concussion..
      Must say it is hard to have compassion for a RINO who is also a traitor for selling his soul to Communist China for beaucoup $$$$$$$$!
      I just read that Quid Pro Quo Sell-Out Traitor Joe wishes Turtle a speedy recovery and looks forward for that reptile's return to the Senate floor.
      Yeah, I bet he does. Turtle just may put down Tucker Carlson's complete surveillance video expose' of the Jan 6 Democrat con job yet again.
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  • Posted by shellgardens 1 year, 1 month ago
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