I think I saw Bob in the store today...he kept looking behind him...He bought a ski hat, warm socks, gloves and a box of black covid masks!

Best to you Nan:)

Qreat job tutor-turtle. 44 years and counting she was 20 I was 22. We both were always independents. She kept me on the straight and narrow as I learned responsibility and empathy.
With out a doubt , pursuing her and winning her over was the best thing I ever did, besides keeping her ,which is a lot like the pursuit was. Lol

ROTFLMAO…Qreat balls of fire. This theme reminds me of this ….
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

When old dino was a teenager I was taught about Henry XIII in a public school.
That's the difference about being a teenager back then and today.
Back then I was taught world history, American history, all about The Constitution, civics and I recall having to memorize to recite The Gettysburg Address before the class when it was my turn.
Oh, yeah, I learned Alabama history in detail too. And that was in elementary school!
Recall a few years ago Jesse Watters asking a college kid on a college campus who did we fight during World War Two. In response, he with uncertainty asked, "China?"

Kudos and more kudos!! Thanks for those crazy memes!

Glad you made it thru...

Henry was thinking of doing his last wife in because she had protestant leanings.(Henry was a catholic just not a roman catholic.) She talked her way out of a beheading and outlived him.

Excellent...

A Gulch member sent me those, I just rearranged them to set the stage for that subject.

Just so happens that the subjects arise by themselves. One has to recognize them in a sea of memes and then try to arrange them to tell a story, and or, to maximize funniness!

Both Publications are time consuming but IN THE MEME TYME is the most difficult to do successfully because your discussing the news and or the culture.
A lot happens in the news so there is more than one story going at the same time...Memes within a Meme at times.

Almost everyone here would probably know but the teenagers at work didn't have a clue, I told them to look it up!

Good Job, goin on 31 years myself.

Ah oh, that's worse than a wink!

They all cracked me up! How do you find so many good ones in every subject? Sharing again--my pack will howl with glee :)

Those were AWESOME! I couldn't stop laughing!

(I even sent a few to my wife. She laughed too... all while looking right at me!)

They all made me laugh. I'm really too tired to be laughing so much. I got brave and went to see my son whose wife died a couple of months ago. I was afraid the entire time that I'd break my neck but I made it thru and washed clothes, used dishwasher, and carried out garbage. I am sure I left out something when I was raising him. I think I'll blame it on the maid. NB

Having Nothing for dinner two nights in a row... I can relate.
This is such a delightful mix of observations on relationships.
Free-roaming happy libertarian bachelor for life . . . think that I've found my place in the world.

I loved these. I’m so tired of political correctness. It’s good to see that some of us can still laugh instead of getting angry. I liked the “man cave/kitchen.” My kitchen is my man cave.

Me dino immediately knew how King Henry VIII made marriage work.work.
Bet if I went around asking people how he bloody well managed to do that, I'd get a lot of blank stares.
So I thought to ask if there is a prize for me knowing that, OUC, but I figured you would surely say something about an axe.

Lotsa good ones!!

The ballast on the "one wheel short" sure does remind me of the old tractor.

47 years of marriage, and counting.. (My High school sweetheart)
You get back the love, in which you give.
You grow, You change, we all do. Making that work is the hardest job you'll ever do.
We both started out as teenage bleeding heart liberals, now we spend some quality time at the shooting range :-)
That, and letting her do whatever the hell she wants ;-)

uhhh I could imagine a bunch of responses to that. But, maybe I shouldn't do so here.

No! I'm not going there! LOL!

I may have resembled those remarks at times !

If my wife told me, after getting into bed, that She wasn't wearing any underware...I'd respond,

"Hope you washed your behind"!