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TGIFfunnies 3/10/23 EDITION: Marriage?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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Revenge?...watch yer step boys and girls...


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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Grin...yes, of course...and we are at the end of one and the beginning of another after much pain, destruction, extinction.
    Then, a New start, the Earth regenerated and with no wisdom or skills to make the next cycle better than the last.

    Hence, the 12K year catastrophe cycle...not to mention a smaller one, (like the flood of Noah) inbetween.
    It's a wonder we made it this far. Pray that only Strong Men Survive...
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Bad times make strong men. Strong men make good times. Good times make weak men. Weak men make bad times. It’s all cyclical.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 2 months ago
    My wife thinks I don’t do shit. Then when I leave for a couple days she finds out what I do.
    It usually takes about a week and she’s right back to thinking I don’t do shit.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'll second that "YEP!", OUC. I saw the Jesse interview dino is talking about. I'm continuously amazed at how ignorant of their own country's most basic history many of these kids are.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It's something to think about when we have to pay our taxes this April if not sooner~~or else!
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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    A college kid?! Do you mean he graduated from high school without knowing that ?! And that's what we get for education in this country?!
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Odd that the states that created the republic/liberty and self reliance were the first to go lefty queer.

    Clinton is a queer lefty corrupt town but the rest of the area, Westbrook,Saybrook, Killingworth, even Madison, are Republican towns.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Laugh ing my a$$ off. Of course after asking I looked on safari to read on the oranges hehe.
    and learned about those farmers from the North area by (yuk) Clinton. As well as Some early settlers town he was born in in UK blah blah blah. If it was so great why did he come here. Just saying . Thankful it isn’t Clinton as that has become a dreadful name. New England has never sounded good in my mind .. FuQ the Monarchy. Charles and all his predecessors. Old States is more like it.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    A little background:
    Killingworth, in Middlesex County, is located in south-central Connecticut and includes Chatfield Hollow State Park. Europeans established a plantation here in 1663, naming it Homonoscitt after the Hammonasset people who inhabited the area. In 1703, the state General Assembly granted incorporation to Kenilworth, which in time became known as Killingworth. Its original lands reached the shore and, until 1838, included present-day Clinton. Historically an agricultural community, Killingworth today is a rural, residential area. Its noteworthy citizens include the infamous Abel Buell. This 18th-century counterfeiter and inventor engraved one of the first maps of America and invented an early lapidary, or gem cutting machine.

    Killingworth Name Meaning

    from North and South Kilworth (Leics) which often has medial -ing- in medieval spellings (such as Killingworth about 1291 in Taxatio Ecclesiastica) or from Killingworth (Northumb) which is recorded as Killingworth in 125 The Leics place-name probably derives from an Old English personal name _Cyfel + the Old English place-name forming suffix -ing or the group-name suffix -ingas (genitive -inga-) + Old English worð ‘enclosure’. The Northumb place-name probably derives from an Old English personal name _Cylla + Old English connective -ing- + worð.

    Read in other places that variants of the name go back to 12th century Scotland.
    Funny. with all the names/towns and places connected with Killingworth are names of towns here in Ct...
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Laughing, The online store is not in sync with real time sales...still don't know why Bob needed the Quaker State 50W oil...
    ...as if the rest of the stuff he bought was normal under the circumstances...but I'm glad he got away clean.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Couldn’t find the stuffed chicken but you still have
    3 in stock of this item…. and the price does not seem inflated.
    HUGFUN INTL HONGKONG LTD Plush Chicken, 12-in.
    SKU #194754Model #186355-357UPC #846344079797
    REGULAR PRICE
    $12.99
    3 IN STOCK, AVAILABLE AT
    Killingworth True Value , 228 CT-81, Killingworth, CT
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The Stuffed Chicken was the last one in stock! Hot seller in the 40 years KTV has been operating. It's a Killingworth Ct. thing I quess
    Everyone is in a panic, weekend coming and no stuffed chickens!
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    PS...OH, he came back 20 mins later and bought 2 ratchet straps, 4 long bungee cords, a stuffed chicken, a B&D Blender, a quart of Quaker State, a case of large black contractor garbage bags, a Stihl battery powered weed wacker and 10' of 3" PVC SC40 pipe.

    Not sure what the quart of oil was for, 50W TOO!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The parents, the school, the state and the Dept. Of Education in that order.
    Or would that last 'un be the Dept. Of Indoctrination?
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Glad you enjoyed.

    I was cautioned about publishing but I know this crowd and after all, both sides had a top 40 hit or two...no bias here; just some laughter at ourselves.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 2 years, 2 months ago
    What an absolute hoot!!! Excellent way to end my workday........the cold beer....hold your wifes hand in the mall....and the coffee!!! Well done OGC!! Thanks...
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, I saw that episode...can't blame them for not learning something that they weren't taught...I'd blame the parents first then the school.
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