Or, like we used to say, back in the day: "Me, Myself and I".

Thank you!

My personal pronoun is "I". The rest is strictly visual, and if someone needs to ask, they need either glasses or a brain.

ROTFLMAO !

Congratulations on 71 :) May there be as many more as you want. 👍

I tipped my head at the first one and it became visible. Thanks for confirming it with the last meme :)
Altogether a good bunch and my son the electrician will appreciate that birth with eggshell.

Whoa! Good point! I have to rethink this!

Your pronouns can't proper nouns ... wait, this could be a new trend!

Oh! That is a great article!!!!!!!

Do you REALLY want their lips on your ass? You may want to rethink that...

"Handy Guide" is worth it. LOL! For those who are confused that wish to force it upon me, my pronoun is "KissMyAss".

This is maybe outdated since Microsoft - also hard-Left in orientation but nearly impossible to avoid - has bought out the site but... In addition to the certifiably-moronic site name, I ditched LinkedIn something like five years ago when I read about its founder, Reid Hoffman, and his hard-Left politics. In particular, his self-identification as a hardcore Gore acolyte who has been demanding the obliteration of personal automobiles, under the guise of safety and efficiency in self-driving cars that are "networked" (i.e. controlled by second parties rather than by individual travelers,) IOW, he's used his millions to attack the right of individuals to travel at will, to render it a literal matter of privilege and permission rather than right. (And yes, travel is a right, not a "privilege.")
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/drivin...
and
https://www.businessinsider.com/linke...

Again, maybe the selloff to MS renders his views irrelevant - assuming he's not still getting a cut from the site's revenues - but "Linkedln" still leaves a rotten taste in my mouth.

My pronouns are Blorg, Schplaad and Zooble, which I expect everyone to remember. I identify as an SR-71 and am incensed at the refusal to install runways for me in restrooms nationwide. The ultimate, go-to bookmark-and-viralize article on that whole mess is here, J.C. Borque's biting, timely and frequently-hilarious "Handy Guide to The New Gender Pronouns":
https://thefederalist.com/2016/09/05/...
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PERFECT! it's the 1980s "Never Mind" response of the 2000s...

Excellent!

Just for kicks, my (summa cum laude) wife looked up the definition of 'pronoun', and every possible word that qualifies as a pronoun.
We are now known collectively as: "Whatever"

Always wishing you the best!

Thank you, JakeOrilley!! Much appreciated!

LOL! 71 done, 71 to go!

Last April,l when I was only 70, after my heart operation (quintuple bypass) the doc said I should be good for another 70. I feel great and will take him up on that! Before that I never spent a day in the hospital in my life.

not to a liberal....

That's funny. Thanks.

My favorite part of watching a Lethal Injection...

Is the swabbing the area with Alcohol...

God Forbid if they got an infection! LOL

Good for you...didja tell your ins. co. not to pay the rehab facility?

I liked the ladies in the cemetery. My insurance paid $1,000 for my one mile transfer from the
hospital to the Rehab facility. I left Rehab AMA 18 hours later because they didn't feed me dinner, breakfast, or lunch. I gave the nurses a wave as I left with a good friend who came and rescued me.

Buying several bullets for a firing squad is cheaper than a rope.
Why should ridding the world of first degree murderers be more expensive than this?

Not until the birthday hail from Jake, did I get what you wrote...

Happy Birthday...same age as me now...

Fantastic collection!!! The taco maker.....identify as a conspiracy theorist....and Dolly Parton!!!!
Thanks for a good chuckle at the end of the day!