Pelosi Joins The GOP After Priests Exorcises Demons From Her Home

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 6 days ago to Humor
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A day or two ago me dino picked up some scuttlebutt about Naughty Nancy having her home exorcised after her hubby got hammered by his boyfriend.
You can click the link for details. Despite that article making the GOP look so saintly, we all know it is infested with RINOs such as the CCP compromised Turtle McConnell.
Face it, we can't force all those fathead leeches who infest the Capitol to have their homes exorcised.
Keep in mind that the former house speaker ASKED for it. That's how it works for vampires in some movies. You have to give them permission to enter.
Wait, me dino be having a Biden moment. What am I doing here?
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/after-priest-exorcises-her-home-pelosi-becomes-a-republican


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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 week, 5 days ago
    If this were possible she'd still have a problem. I didn't see a suggestion to exorcise Pelosi! Now that even would be a stretch. I love these humor memes! n
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
      Yes, anyone who would be so abjectly moronic that she could say "Let's pass this bill to see what is in it" is a total waste of brainless breathing space even after being exorcised of any demons.
      The fact that anyone that dense could be allowed to obtain the level of Speaker Of The House indicates to me that all of Congress needs to be exorcised several times over.
      Furthermore, me dino can think of several members of Congress who should be put on trial for Satanism by a revived Holy Inquisition.
      Don't worry, y'all, dinos tend to become bombastic when riled up by all the idiotic self-serving puffed-up with themselves fatheads allowed to run things for We The People.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 week, 4 days ago
    We have apparently outgrown the golden calf. Instead we get a figure with two golden calves among other prominent features. A fitting symbol for the horror that the New York "justice" system has become.
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