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GOP Approval Rating At Record High For Bringing Congress To A Grinding Halt!

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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Wow~~wheeeee! This is just great! Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Yes, this is NOT something we thought would happen," said a giddy Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of the lawmakers responsible for the impass. "But now we're a hit with voters AND we're holding back the Swamp. Heck~hee! hee!~we'll take any positive result we can get."
Yes, dear readers, ain't this just peachy keen?

FLASH! This just in~~No! No! This just can't be! You won't believe what the Republicans went and did late last night! Me dino can't even bear to write it. Can't hardly see for weeping my eyes out! Just~just click the damn link!

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-11-hou...

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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 2 years, 4 months ago
    Saw this. Very funny, and indicate that nothing is funny unless it is a little true!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Look in New for McCarthy Said Not Voting For Him Deprives Ukraine Of Funding or something close to that.
    Late this morning I tacked Jar Jar Binks onto that the same way I tacked Buffalo Guy onto here.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 years, 4 months ago
    Let's just detail a few of the provisions being requested by the "hold-outs" preventing McCarthy from becoming Speaker:
    1) Border controls, including an investigation into Obama and Soros for encouraging the invasion.
    2) The ability for any House member to offer amendments to Bills and not just the Rules Committee Members.
    3) Membership of at least four Freedom Caucus members on the Rules committee so they can scuttle omnibus bills.
    4) Spending constraints. Heaven forbid! [/s]
    5) Term limits for members of the Ethics Committee. (Right now, that's almost every Democrat on the Committee!)

    and that's just a start.
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  • Posted by starguy 2 years, 4 months ago
    A "do nothing" Congress? Yes! By all means!
    πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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  • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Heights make me dizzy. Not scared, just dizzy.
    It's funny too, because as a kid I was always climbing trees.
    Then I got into my 40s and something changed.

    When my hubby is doing something in a video game that involves looking down from a great height, I have to look away. The room starts spinning.
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  • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'd laugh at this comment a lot more, if I weren't terrified of clowns.

    You're right, but....clowns, brrrr....
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  • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 4 months ago
    β€œNo man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

    β€” Mark Twain
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, too many of those elected to dutifully protect The Constitution and to represent We The People wear squeaky oversized clown shoes.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 4 months ago
    I will be honest... If this goes on BEYOND 2026... I probably won't be upset!

    Yes, even if it closes down the NIH, NIAID, CDC, FDA, etc.

    I think this is the new secret.

    Unfortunately, McCarthy will simply get his PEERS in the democrat part to vote for him...

    Or other RHINOs will simply vote for the democrat so they can waste our time some more!

    Frankly, both options are ALMOST equally bad!
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  • Posted by mshupe 2 years, 4 months ago
    This is good! And good to mock Gaetz in the post!
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 years, 4 months ago
    yes, keep McCarthy out of power
    and keep congress on hold
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  • Posted by VetteGuy 2 years, 4 months ago
    The less they do, the less they screw up! I wonder how long it can last.
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