Shocking news! We're Headed For An Ice Age! Scientists Have Solution Just As Shocking!

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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We must pump as much CO2 as we can in the air~~OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Something for you to chew on while I wait to go to a Christmas party.
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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 month, 1 week ago
    Well, once more I read the title and a few lines before I said, 'Wait a minute!' Then I saw the BBB. But I didn't laugh because it was 10 degrees on my patio and on the Gulf Coast of Texas, that's ice age stuff!
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 1 week ago
      It's also been really cold over here in Alabama.
      Evidence of why lib control freaks switched their BS from "global warming" to "climate change."
      Raised to be a Catholic which I rejected as a young adult, I recall wearing a short sleeve shirt and a tie when taken to a Christmas mass during an unusually warm December of the early Sixties.
      When I went to a Christmas party last Sunday, I was wearing a heavy jacket topped off with a thick skullcap and a scarf.
      In Alabama, a skullcap is called a toboggan for some odd reason. A daughter-in-law at the party said, "You look good in a toboggan." A niece also told me that 15 or so years ago at a cold Alabama home football game.
      Earlier on, my ex told me I should do something about a bald spot in the back of my head. Just one item in a mental list she had compiled of all the things wrong with me.
      Oh, she was at that party too. We have the same grown kids and grandkids.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 1 month, 1 week ago
    OK, this has me in stitches. Haha!!!!
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    • Posted by 25n56il4 1 month, 1 week ago
      Boy I love my good old Ford SUV...it spent the first four years of it's life with me in a warm four car garage. Even had a/c's in there. Now it's in an open carport and it started right up like it was 80 degrees out there. You gotta love a Ford. I've had 9 .Granada, LTD, F150, two Sport Trac's, can't recall the others but I do love a Ford. N
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  • Posted by Lucky 1 month, 1 week ago
    I've been a bit modest in mentioning it so far but I am really pulling more than my weight in CO2 production.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 1 week ago
      Way to go! This deep freeze we're in is beginning to ease up. Civilization ain't ready for another reoccurring Ice Age!
      Me dino now 75, think I was maybe in the seventh grade when I actually read in a school book that a reoccurring Ice Age ain't over.
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