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Dangerous Insurgents Seize Capitol Building Yet Again

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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Yet again a band of insurgents (much smaller this time) stormed the Capitol yet were actually applauded by Democrats and RINOs alike, who also bought them off with an enormous bag of loot.
"This is a dark day for America," said Representative Thomas Maisie. "Not only did these lunatics make it all the way to the sacred House Chamber~~they waved the flag of a hopelessly corrupt foreign nation and made off with $50 billion. How did we let this happen?"
Yes, how did we let this happen indeed!
Sources this attack on democracy (Republic? What Republic? We live in a lawless democracy now) was spearheaded by conspirators in the highest echelons of government, including Nancy Pelosi and VP Kamala Harris,
Enraged citizens are asking for all involved to be thrown into solitary confinement without bail or a trial for years and years.
Flash! A report has just come i that Harris and Pelosi have been seen checking their bank accounts to see if their Christmas bonuses from Ukraine has cleared.


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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 2 years, 6 months ago
    We could have bought the Ukraine from Russia for what we paid to defend it.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That means we have a Federal Domestic Terrorist Bureau Of Investigation (FDTBI).
    Too bad we can't make all those criminal traitors go arrest themselves.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I still like the one where they said the CEO Poll was overturned when Musk counted ALL of the mail in ballots!
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 6 months ago
    Zelensky, who is a Soros Puppet...
    Does not rule over a Democracy, nor a Democratic Republic, and somehow defending him is defending Democracy.

    It's officially CLOWN world.
    And FWIW, we now KNOW how ALL of the big tech firms were able to decide in UNISON to ban Milo, et al...

    Because the FBI/Gov was behind it.

    Here's a question. If it can be shown that they KNEW that the FBI was working with OTHER tech firms to take these people down...

    Is that NOT a Conspiracy to deprive people of their rights? The FBI was the master, and when they involved ONE more party it is a conspiracy already, but when TWO or more Parties are involved, knowingly working together...

    Doesn't this smack of interlocking directorships, and pure conspiracy.

    Now the twist: Was this NOT politically motivated? (Since it was VERY one sided, politically)... Then is this not a form of TERRORISM!

    Attacking Americans, Producing Fear (of deplatforming) for a political outcome?

    So, the FBI is the largest Terrorist Organization in the United States... Prove Me Wrong!
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, along with the 'we are a lawless democracy' I out of the blue felt inspired to add.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 6 months ago
    We have all the evidence we need to declare the Federal Government corrupt beyond hope.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 6 months ago
    BB nails it again!

    BB also published the story of Batman polling the prison inmates if he should step down and, Holy Gotham Batman, the majority voted yes!
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