Journalists Bemoan Trend Of Rules Applying To Them--Or What Musk Did For His Family Being Doxxed

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"Waah! It's not fair being treated the same as people," sobbed Washington Post Reporter Taylor Lorenz. "Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! I'm literally shaking with rage!"
Yes, folks, this troubling trend came to a head this past week as several journalists who had endangered a man's life were then made to endure a Twitter suspension just like any other mere person would be treated. Still sobbing, Lorenz blubbered on, adding, "We journalists are supposed to be able to invade other people's privacy and put their lives at risk, while no one~~no one, I tell you!~~is supposed to do the same to us!"
Yes, folks, it just ain't fair for a precious journalist to be treated like a common citizen. Right?
Still weeping away, Lorenz bemoaned, "That awful Elon Musk has handed me a one week suspension~~for a whole week!~~for merely stalking people like prey. That monster might as well be firing up the Holocaust gas chambers!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-warn-of-frightening-trend-where-rules-apply-to-them


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