Fetterman Fully Realizes His Lib American Dream

Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks, 1 day ago to Humor
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And that lib dream would be living with your rich parents until age 50 before smoothly transitioning into a cushy government job.
As they say down heah in me dino's Deep South~~"Thet thar a-be sumptin' yuh can't beat wit' a stick. Yeehaw!"
Yes siree yahoo, Ogre Big John Fetterbrain, now destined to become the exalted liberator of dangerous convicted felons throughout These United States, still has it made at home.
His rich parents won't be fully free of him until he becomes president in 2024.
Friends like Obama, the Clinton Crime Foundation and the Biden Crime Family will show him how to quid pro quo retire filthy rich
by influence peddling from the Oval Office.
Don't worry that he can't talk. Like our current Puppet-In-Chief, Fetters Baby will have handlers who can for a cut handle such beeswax for him.

Now BE SURE TO CHECK OUT the important video message at the bottom of the linked article, which is about~~~
DON'T BE RACIST! SPONSOR A LIB TODAY!
Because almost all libs aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouths like Big Ogre John, sponsor a lib today FOR ONLY $8 a month. Think about it!
Very, very soon that $8 will be worth $4, which means you'd have to pay $16 to sponsor a needful lib if you don't set up an automatic monthly payment account right freakin' now.
So get the lead out! It's the compassionate thing to do.

There's also good Babylon Bee stuff to read in the sidebar too. Me dino's fave pertains to Turtle McConnell and his CCP-connected Chinese wife doing a happy victory dance
after his Republican Party staved off that Red Wave most of us thought would sweep through November 8th. Thank you RINOs everywhere!
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Can you say Deep $tate? Can you say Traitor$?
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/fetterman-realizes-american-dream-of-living-with-parents-til-youre-50-and-then-getting-a-government-job


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  • Posted by mhubb 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    that such a POS as fettermen could be elected means this nation is in deep, deep trouble
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    • Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 1 day ago
      Or worse: First the country is in deep trouble. Xiden gets elected moves it to deep deep trouble. Featherbrain clearly deep deep deep trouble.
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      • Posted by mhubb 2 weeks, 1 day ago
        i do not see how we avoid an implosion next year, with the shortage of food an energy
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        • Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 1 day ago
          Yes, I agree. Lots of dire predictions for our future. Going by the reality of the present the main thing I see are less products on the shelves (even the day to day stuff is starting to dwindle) and there's no panic buying taking place to make it happen. The next thing is I'm 70, retired, and my IRAs are getting raped from all directions. Future be damned, this stuff is happening now. The commies and other looters are maintaining their grip.
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  • Posted by JohnRandALL 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    He's 6 foot 8 inches, was over 400 lbs of idiot. Granted, he has lost some weight recently. Had atrial fibrillation over 5 years ago, refused to take blood thinning meds and did not follow up with his doctor, so he had the inevitable stroke. Real role model for America !! Sadly, that's partly why he won the election I think, most Americans can relate to an overweight, non compliant hoodie wearing dumb bald guy with graying facial fuzz.

    Love Babylon Bee stuff! Thanks, dino!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    BB nails a lot of topics! Click the sidebar stuff, for sure! Thanks, dino!

    Every time Featherbrain is flashed into my consciousness I can't help thinking that's one helluva iceberg the PennTitanic hit. No rescuing that ship now. Just let it go down. Of course, a senator like Featherbrain will widen the gap in the side of the USS Titanic as well. Why should Pennsylvania just screw themselves when they can screw the whole country?
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