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Stacey Abrams Projected Winner In Arizona

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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And lo it came to pass that so sayeth voting machines which hath dominion over us even after mysteriously breaking down for such doth do elites on high now celebrate in collusion.
Verily, verily, me the dino doth say unto you that this came to pass due to Abrams' stated hatred of Georgia unto which Quid Pro Quo Joe our Puppet-In-Chief and his elder abuse handlers shall moveth to to rule forthwith as is revealed in the last sentence of the attached most holy linked writ anon.


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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The Gov is a globalist RINO POS. Hobb is sec of state and didn't recuse herself and has actively been in the tally centers. Judges have blocked citizens ability to capture on film ballot box stuffing. Refer to the first point to explain why the second two are allowed to occur.

    I no longer give anything to this state or country that's not stolen from me.

    Near three decades of trying everything conceivable to educate and warn folks only to find out that the majority are too stupid to stop themselves from drowning in 2" of water. My level of disgust is only paralleled by my shrug in place. f'em all sideways.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That being 5 decades ago, me dino has no idea what the Marine Corps Camp Lejeune supply school taught me about how to file parts requisitions for a satellite communications squadron. Me dino never knew what the hell doo dads all those serial numbers represented anyways. Guess I was indispensable because starting with Parris Island I never got out of the Carolinas. Even made corporal "under meritorious conditions" and still have the paperwork to prove it. Looked good on job resumes when I became a civilian.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Army story from a friend of a friend:

    Soldier is a file clerk at some overseas base. He really likes the place and desires not to get transferred elsewhere. That means he'll have to be indispensable. The Army, of course, would never see it that way. Nobody is indispensable.

    So he organizes the personnel files "his" way. Soldier's commanding officer is sent to investigate why this soldier can find folders in the files, but nobody else can.

    CO: "How are these files organized, soldier?"
    S: "By Army regulations, sir."
    CO: "HOW are they organized by regulations?"
    S: "Alphabetically, sir."
    CO: "How are they organized alphabetically?"
    S: "Alphabetically by last name, sir."
    CO: "And HOW are they organized alphabetically by last name?"
    S: "Uh, alphabetically by second letter of last name, sir."

    And that, folks, is why "the Army way" is full of incredibly fussy regulations, including something like, "Shall be organized alphabetically by last name, starting with the first letter of the last name."

    Perhaps it wasn't the Army, but Dino's Marines.
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 7 months ago
    All I wanted this election cycle is for stacey abrams, beto o'rourke, catherine masto, governor sisolak, and a few others to go down in flames. Nancy to resign, and if at all possible repubs to control at least one if not both houses of congress to stall out biden.s spending plans. we will c what percentage I will actually get.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Finding that particular piece of satire helped out with my own sour for a disappointed mood.
    Red wave my hindquarters!
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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 7 months ago
    Love that Bee! Thanks for a good laugh, much needed, dear dino.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 2 years, 7 months ago
    Damn! I actually gasped when I saw the headline. I am truly snakebit and paranoid.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Only guy I ever met from Arizona was a PFC Taylor both a Marine and a supply clerk like me at a Marine air base called Cherry Point, NC, back in 1970.
    Only he was not like me because I was a Lance Corporal dino and he was a PFC dingbat.
    Trained a few months apart at the same supply clerk school at the now infamous Camp Lejeune with contaminated drinking water that failed to make me sick, he "reorganized" two drawers of files "his way" so bad I spent three or four hours unscrewing those files to put it all back the "right way."
    Never ratted Taylor out to the gruffly old gunnery sergeant and the younger lieutenant in charge, the latter who was malaise before Jimmy Carter taught me the word.
    All they cared about was seeing me work (or else looking busy. Tee-hee.).
    Taylor must have crossed them in some way I knew nothing about. He was long gone before I made corporal during early during 1971. Had a way far better lieutenant named Huey by then too.
    Anyhoo~~
    If the contaminated water did not take out Taylor over the years, it's easy for me to imagine him a poll worker back in Arizona screwing up that state's ballot count right now.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Two pieces of shit from the same ASS!

    Posted about the "Voting Machine" Problems in AZ and other states...it's 2020 ground hog day again.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 7 months ago
    Laughing...glad brandon is out of our hair...Georgia deserves him!
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 2 years, 7 months ago
    I actually took that image and sent it to a coworker. His reaction was hilarious. Only after he was worked up did I send him the BabylonBee article.

    A missed April 1st opportunity but it was worth it.
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