To Vote In Pennsylvania Is To Remember "Fetterman" Is Not The Creature's Actual Name

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago to Humor
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Yes, folks, all y'all voting in Pennsylvania please remember that the zombie running to be a typical Democrat senator was spliced together by a Dr. Igor Fetterman, who is wanted for several counts of grave robbing and abusing corpses.
The closest the cadaverous candidate can come to mimicking the despicable doctor's name is groaning, "Arrrr, Fettarr arrr arr duh!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/pa-senate-candidate-reminds-everyone-that-fetterman-is-the-name-of-the-doctor-who-created-him-not-his-actual-name


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