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Terrorist in my pants?

Posted by $ Abaco 12 years ago to Culture
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I thought I’d share a gripe regarding something I endured this past weekend.
I grew up in and around aviation. One of my favorite pastimes was attending the local air shows when I was little. Now, that I’m a dad I take my kids to the annual show in my town. When I was little you could just walk right into an air show without anybody bothering you. Usually, attendance was free. But, since 9/11 security has just been escalating to ridiculous levels. Last year, as in the previous couple years, a big security guard wanted to look in my backpack for bombs and such. As he did that my son said, “Dad, why is he doing that?” I responded clearly so he could hear me, “This is called being a suspect, son.” The guard quickly halted his examination of my stuff and waved us through – like I had cracked the code or something and now his search was useless. Now, this year, it gets better. They have the security tables manned by youth – young kids in some sort of ROTC program, Navy. I asked the girls how old they were; 12 and 14. They not only looked in our bag but in every little compartment, like they were looking for a joint. They went through my daughter’s little Hello Kitty lunch pack. Then, they had me pull up my shirt and turn around so they could see I wasn’t packing anything in my waist band. Next year I expect either an enhanced pat down or the TSA xray machines. And, these little kids are too young to understand the context on this kind of thing. It just gives me the willies…
You know, I’m just not scarred of terrorism. Is that strange? This all feels like we are just being protected from ourselves, like there’s a terrorist in my pants (my wife might argue that point, sorry honey).
Thanks for enjoying my gripe.


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  • Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 12 years ago
    I hit TSA at McCarran at the right time and was waved through after being stripped of shoes and belt, my liquid remaining snuggled in my carry on right next to a couple of copies of the Constitution. My trip down was another story. Small airport, more TSA employees than passengers. I had to remove my liquids and put them in the tub beside a copy of Atlas Shrugged and laying on the top of my open suitcase a couple of copies of the Constitution. I was wearing a t-shirt with a Thomas Jefferson quite " I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful savery." Going through the scanner I gave a 2 handed 1 finger salute, then had my right knee patted down. Really?! My knee? I think they didn't like my attitude. Who Is John Galt?
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  • Posted by Eudaimonia 12 years ago
    Last night, in McCarran International Airport, I also had a debacle of a time with that out of control clown car of incompetence known as the TSA.

    The only thing which kept me from losing my sh!t - (and for those of you who met me this weekend and got a feel for how easy going I am - I was *really* close) - was me repeating to myself:
    "I am a political satirist. Observe it all. Blog this sh!t."

    So, stay tuned for a new Papa Possum piece.
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