PETA calls for female sex strike to save the planet from storms caused by evil meat eating men

Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 7 months ago to Philosophy
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"Men who eat meat should be banned from having sex, the animal rights group PETA has demanded, claiming that devouring sausages and schnitzel is a symptom of “toxic masculinity” which is killing the planet.

PETA’s German operation cited research from the scientific journal PLOS One, which showed that men caused 41 per cent more greenhouse gas emissions than women largely because they consumed more meat.

PETA demanded a “sex ban for all meat-eating men” and called on women to “go on sex strike to save the world”.
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f PETA has any effect on fertility, it won’t be the suburban men who don’t pass on their genes — it’ll be the intolerant man-hating vegans. Who would want to pair up with someone with such poor relationship skills?"


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  • Posted by bkeiber 2 years, 7 months ago
    This movement will also be championed by "Red Light District" workers and divorce lawyers. :-)
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  • Posted by Ben_C 2 years, 7 months ago
    If herbivore farts and burps are a threat to the planet then Bambi is in big trouble. We have an insane deer herd in our neighborhood and I am thinking it is time to cull the herd - to save the planet!
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 7 months ago
    Considering the quality of women that support PETA.......I approve this message.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 7 months ago
    So, I see People Eating Tasty Animals is showing their idiocy again.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 7 months ago
    242 lbs of Beef arrives Monday afternoon.
    Plus 250 lbs came a few times last week.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
    That settles it! Those New York Strip steaks I bought?
    Today. Not tomorrow.
    Tomorrow me dino will finish off the leftover ribs.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago
    Now wait just a minute. I drive out to a Greek smokeshop just to get links of their sausage made with cheese and jalapenos. Their cheese is delicious too as is their crabmeat. Don't listen to those crazy non meat eaters.
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