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World Panics As Science Announces His Retirement

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago to Humor
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The entire world is in a panic since Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, announced his retirement in December.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.


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  • Posted by richrobinson 2 years, 10 months ago
    Funny stuff:-)
    Tragically some people will be lost without Lord Fauci telling them what to believe
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    Posted by Abaco 2 years, 10 months ago
    Better not argue with him. As he said himself - That's basically arguing with science.

    If I was in a room with somebody who said that I'd probably punch them in the face...
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Without Friar Fauci, the level of superstition will remain...as high as it's ever been. The Demon Haunted World is a great Sagan book about how prevalent superstition is despite our "modern" and "scientific" culture.
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    Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    With science fully retired, anything is possible.
    Cats and dogs may marry in churches to with males giving birth litters of kitpups.
    Earth becoming a Planet of the Apes wouldn't change much of anything, though.
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    Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 10 months ago
    Oh no! Will the law of gravity be repealed? Will objects start floating in the air???
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