World Panics As Science Announces His Retirement
The entire world is in a panic since Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, announced his retirement in December.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.
