9 Ways Martha's Vineyard Handling Its Border Crisis

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 1 day ago to Humor
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Yes,there's 9 of them. Me dino counted them because each is enumerated. Si! Si! (Ay caramba! How mucho racist of me! Shoulda wrote "Yeah! Yeah! )
Better yet, below the article is another great Babylon Bee video.
This 'un's about a California couple failing to adjust to life in Texas because everyone has guns as they go around without masks and pronouns.
It happily ends with the couple taking the way they vote back to the slime and crime of California.
Related to the main article in trending articles are~~
#1 A Martha Vineyard resident dutifully calls police to report a Hispanic in her neighborhood who is not operating a leaf blower. How suspicious!
#2 The Obamas construct new cages to hold arriving illegals. How typical!
#3 Illegals say, "To hell with Martha's Vineyard!" and go back to take their chances with the Cartels. How wonderful! Thank you, Martha's Vineyard!
There are 2 unrelated trending articles. One is a ho-hum about 9 pastors revealing their pre-sermon songs.
Far better is the other about Mike Lindel holding out against the FBI Inside his MyPillow fort.
Me dino done here? Yeah.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/9-innovative-ways-marthas-vineyard-is-handling-its-border-crisis


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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 week, 1 day ago
    Hey they transported them to a holding area on a nearby military base. That's why those idiots in
    DC were beefing up the prisons on the bases.
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 1 day ago
      Watching some Fox News on TV last night while doing other stuff, I learned a lot of illegals are homeless and living on streets.
      Well, surprise! Surprise! Not.
      Just imagined Democrat "community leaders" on cluttered sidewalks passing out ballots while carefully stepping over human feces.
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