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10 Telltale Signs You're About To Be Raided By The FBLie

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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And that ain't all you'll get from The Babylon Bee today.
Below the informative list, scroll down to view the video about what the FBLie really found in Trump's "reportedly empty" safe.
Also in Trending Articles, check out how fetching Attorney General Garland looks in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior hat. So does this or does this not prove that raiding Melania's wardrobe was 100% necessary?
Also included is the report Biden being sad that a nice nurse who always follows him around has caught his Covid.
There's also a heart-warming report of a kid identifying as a bird being tossed off a the roof of a hospital. Sweet!
And talk about The Bee being screwy! The link that leads to 10 things found in Trump's safe says 12 things while a redundant Trending Article lists 14 things. Say what?!?


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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 10 months ago
    Sign #11 -- you lose internet access in the middle of posting to your favorite site.
    Sign #12 -- every time you make a phone call you hear a "click" and the whole call sounds like it's in an echo chamber.
    Loved them all, allosaur!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 10 months ago
    Best to print out the signs and hang them up in case the FBLie blocks Internet access before the raid.

    Yes, go check out the 14 things found in Trump's safe.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thought The Bee outdid themselves this time.
    The FBLiars finding 10 things then 12 things then 14 things in Trump's was, well, kinda different, though.
    Well, they DO tell lies!!!
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 10 months ago
    That bush in your yard is at least a foot closer to the house everytime you look at it!

    Wife shooing pesky guys out of her closet....oops! too late...
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