Der Fuhrer Josephie Biden Signs The "Don't Say Recession Bill"

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 1 day ago to Humor
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Our Puppet-In-Chief has just signed The Economic Integrity Act prepared by his Marxist Puppeteers.
Also known as the "Don't Sat Recession Bill," it threatens to punish any American with the full force of the law for simply uttering the word, "recession."
So remember kiddies, say instead the word "transition" (toward the Green New Deal) and always mind your proper pronouns or your elite
masters will wash your mouth out with soap.
"Wash my mouth out with soap?" you may ask. "Will someone actually come down from his lofty place on high to assault and batter me thus?"
Not, not really. The punishment is described as follows~~me dino shall only ask, "Did I get'cha?"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-signs-dont-say-recession-bill


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  • Posted by Aeronca 1 week, 1 day ago
    What makes the Bee so funny is that there is a kernel of truth in most stories. BYEden's government is denying across the board this recession that is happening.

    Many a true word is spoken in jest.
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 1 day ago
      Yep, the Bee has merely taken (via an exaggeration) a wacko denial of a true fact deeper into wacko land.
      On the other hand, should someone with a mic who works for Jesse Watters ask lib school college campus students should such an Economic Integrity Act be passed by Congress, me dino bets most will agree.
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      • Posted by Aeronca 1 week, 1 day ago
        College students are supposed to be the best, but they can just as easily be turned into the stupid worst by corrupting professors. They really should step up to the plate and swallow the hemlock for all the damage they've caused, are causing and will cause.
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