FBI Adds Itself To FBI Watch List
In a move unprecedented yet emergency level necessary to protect the safety and security of millions of Americans, the FBI has added itself to the FBI watch list.
"Due to the vast number of pedophiles, insurrectionists, framers, frauds, blackmailers and killers in our organization," said FBI Director Christopher Wray, "we decided that the FBI needs to keep a close eye on the FBI before the FBI does something terrible."
But oh the horror for the status quo. Congressional career politician crime ringleaders such as Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi expressed concern this may hamper the FBI's ability to organize governor kidnapping schemes, insurrections such as Jan. 6 and mass shootings.
"Without the FBI, we may have to turn to traditional partners in crime such as the Mafia to fight our political enemies," said one anonymous Washington pencil-necked Schiffhead with popping out eyes. "What are we coming to? A banana republic?"
Hey, don't worry, folks! Problem solved!
Acting like George Soros bought and paid for prosecutors, the FBI just announced arresting itself and then releasing itself from custody a few minutes later.
"We're ba-ack!" Wray triumphantly sang. "We're from the government and we are here to help you."
"Due to the vast number of pedophiles, insurrectionists, framers, frauds, blackmailers and killers in our organization," said FBI Director Christopher Wray, "we decided that the FBI needs to keep a close eye on the FBI before the FBI does something terrible."
But oh the horror for the status quo. Congressional career politician crime ringleaders such as Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi expressed concern this may hamper the FBI's ability to organize governor kidnapping schemes, insurrections such as Jan. 6 and mass shootings.
"Without the FBI, we may have to turn to traditional partners in crime such as the Mafia to fight our political enemies," said one anonymous Washington pencil-necked Schiffhead with popping out eyes. "What are we coming to? A banana republic?"
Hey, don't worry, folks! Problem solved!
Acting like George Soros bought and paid for prosecutors, the FBI just announced arresting itself and then releasing itself from custody a few minutes later.
"We're ba-ack!" Wray triumphantly sang. "We're from the government and we are here to help you."
Also good is achieving a mental balance by being able to poke fun at those who would inflict such twisted negativity to gain control over others.
Watch your step when you see the allosaur moniker. When I was a dinosaur-loving kid, I read that Allosaurus was an ambush predator.
But the last thing I read is that they hunted in packs like a pride of lions. I don't think anyone knows allosaurs really did besides being built to eat meat.
Found those words so impressive for true, that they seems to be imprinted on my brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCedO...
Psst! Did that look humble enough? Feed me, Seymour~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjoo...