Obese Man Insists He's Pregnant

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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Guys, when you get pregnant, think of that jar of JIF you ate.
And after you laugh at the flashed-on newspaper headline at the end, you may begin to rather creepily contemplate how it could be a probable outcome in the near future.
Later me dino thought to come back and freeze that part of the video so I could read the article.
After reading it, me dino thought, "Yeah, that seems to damn probable indeed."
It's what the all too human-looking space alien said in the Ed Wood crappy cinematic classic, Plan Nine From Outer Space: "People of earth, you are stupid."

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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I believe the Leftists enjoy trolling the right. They know what our buttons are, and they press them. They know that a transgender man (born woman pretending to be male) has ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus and vagina. But they are bound to call that person a Man who has the capacity for pregnancy. So they really do understand that only a woman can get pregnant. But they have to conform to their use of language, and, I think they get a kick out of seeing Conservatives lose their cool over this "men can get pregnant" thing. It's a language game to them.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It's biology/zoology 101!
    Any birthing mammal is also equipped to provide food for milk-sucking. You know that.
    To follow the science is to be the science. You know that too.
    Dr. Falsie Fauci said so.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    He should also learn breast feeding since baby formula may be much more scarce later than now.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, and especially before that birthing person can lay his jar of Jif and wait for it to hatch.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago
    I was thinking the bigot would refer the birthing person to a psychiatrist.
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