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After Hearing The President Has Covid-19, Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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Recorded while making that heart-warming call, our Pal Joey said, "Hey, man, this is Peter Pedo Brandon here. So how ya holdin' up, Jack? I heard on the news the president got the Covid. C'mon man, you shoulda called me. I just want you to know you're my rock. I love, you, man. I, uh, um . . . what am I doing here? Oh, yeah. Hey, man, sending thoughts and Pringles your way. You, know, libbenshenblet, my favorite ice cream flavor. So just chill out and listen to your record player. What's that? What record player? Yours, man, yours. Yours is yours, just as I proved when I closed my televised television show about Putin when I closed it by saying~~GO GET HIM! I really showed the world how cogowhipple my cognitypical smarts are when I . .. when I--oh. never mind. Well, gotta go. End of message. FART! Damn gas! I really did want to say more to my favorite bring me coffee boy. Yeah, and all about that riddelstickel next bit."
Undeterred by Joe's dementia, that same day Obama sent more executive orders for Dr. Jill to get her hopeless hubby to sign.

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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In the animal world it seems that the females are the ones who are really into protection of the family and aggressively act. I do think we would be in a war, particularly if the left wants to cover over their failures, and the female president would be at the forefront. I think the other countries might think twice before they did stupid things, however, if they watch the animal channels I often do.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Chain her to a microscope inspecting computer chips until her eyes burn out and she's not cackling anymore.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Oh God, I forgot about Cutesie. She's waiting in the wings to continue the Bush-Clinton dynastic rule.
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  • Posted by FelixORiley 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hillary, Bill, or Chelsie will do what ever George Soros and Klaus Schwab tell them to.
    It’s the logical path to the Oval Office
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I predict if a woman becomes President every bully in the world will attack the USA or their neighbors. Bullies will test a woman. And then we're at war again. Maybe a big war.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I don't think Billary will accept VP. We don't need a Cackler in Chief. May as well vote for Joker.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I love Latin took 4 years in high school. Don't let the bastards grind you down. Like in machining, Tungsten Carbide, or in machinist humor, Cuntsten Targlide.
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  • Posted by FelixORiley 2 years, 11 months ago
    Timing is everything. Biden is removed; Harris is installed, she chooses Hillary Clinton for her new VP. Like Nixon did with Nelson Rockefeller.
    Harris ends up on a park bench. Hillary now has what she and Klaus Schwab want.
    Can this be processed prior to Mid terms?
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    too much stress here now with the leftists in power. USA is the big kid on the block, with Russia and China trying to knock it off. Mexico is a lower stress and kind of a "live for today" place. We used to make our products in Tecate, and I enjoyed going there to visit the plant.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I have some friends who moved to Merida, Mexico to avoid the crap going on here. She is an Advanced Practice Nurse and he is a contractor. They seem to be thriving!
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    i am thinking of moving to south america to most likely avoid having nuclear bombs dropped on me when Putin gets fed up and pushes the button.
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 11 months ago
    just another opportunity to increase leftist power. I dont care if Biden recovers
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Maxims by Niven are very interesting
    Never fire a laser at a mirror has awakened a murky memory of a comic book me dino read as a kid.
    By murky I mean I can't clearly recall the image of some villain with a laser gun being foiled by a hero using a mirror as a shield but I'm pretty sure I saw that. Kinda deja vu.
    Another memory has been more clearly awakened, though. In the link is the exact cover of a robot fighter comic book I received among other but completely forgotten comic books
    I received as a Christmas present as a kid. Within the covers of this same robot fighter comic book, I can only recall one scene. As a kid the robot fighter is being taught by a good robot
    how to fight the bad robots. When that kid grew up he could actually punch a robot and break it. Almost makes me dino's knuckles hurt thinking about it.
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    can we try a 3rd option?

    along the lines of those that swore an Oath keeping that Oath
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Larry Niven
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niven%2...

    a few of them
    Old age is not for sissies.
    No technique works if it isn't used.
    Not responsible for advice not taken.
    It is easier to destroy than create.
    Any damn fool can predict the past.
    History never repeats itself.
    Ethics change with technology.
    There ain't no justice. (often abbreviated to TANJ)
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