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White House Clarifies Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia

Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks, 1 day ago to Humor
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See? See the Title? It's no big thing!
Our beloved Quid Pro Quo Joe, our President Of These United States and the Leader of the Free World with the Commander-In-Chief's power to punish enemies with a nuclear strike only has, beside a mild case of Covid, some little ole' fully blown dementia. That's all.
Doddering Joe's press secretary parroted it best~~"We assure you the President is in perfect health. He was just confused due to his dementia."
See? Oh, say can you see? Cuckoo Clock Pal Joey can't even sniff little girls right now.
And if you want to make something out of Joe's capability to get back to sniffing at a later date and his~~what's that other thing? Oh, yeah, his silly little 'ole dementia, then that proves you are a RACIST.
So if you know what's good for you, you just better shut up and sit down.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-clarifies-that-biden-mistakenly-claimed-to-have-cancer-due-to-his-dementia


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  • Posted by 25n56il4 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    Yeah and they can't fact check his COVID because all those vaxes he got will show up. My blood work at the hospital showed I'd had COVID (guaranteed).And fortunately I hadn't taken the vax.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 week, 6 days ago
    No self-respecting pooka would ever join up with old Joe. No pooka, just poo.
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 6 days ago
      Though mischievous, the pooka in that Jimmy Stewart flick, "Harvey," was a benevolent supernatural entity.
      Though he's now senile, Quid Pro Quo Joe has long time been a criminal career politician. In other words, evil.
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      • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 week, 6 days ago
        Exactly. "Harvey" remains one of my all time favorite movies. If a pooka chooses Joe, let it be the malevolent horse in "Darby O'Gill and the Little People", another favorite, made before Disney turned to feces.
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  • Posted by term2 1 week, 6 days ago
    interesting that they would admit to dementia. Thats very damning actually for a president. Its time for him to retire and be with his family. His wife should be ashamed of letting him still be working as president at his age with his dementia. Its just a shame. let him retire in peace.
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    • Posted by freedomforall 1 week, 6 days ago
      Only if he admits being guilty of treason for stealing the election and retires due to a hangman's noose along with thousands of collaborators.
      Of course, the media would then claim he's crazy and release him into the care of the secret service (where he'd commit arkancide.)
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      • Posted by term2 1 week, 5 days ago
        Somehow I think biden will resign to be with his family right after the midterm election. I think this was the deal the left struck with him in order to provide support for his election as president. He has outlived his usefullness and is now a negative to the party. If there is a loss of congress in november, the left will have to go to plan B and put in Kamala, who is also under the "deal" She will do whatever they want her to sign.
        If the dems win again in congress in Nov, biden might be allowed to stay out his term. But NO running in 2024
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        • Posted by $ 1 week, 5 days ago
          Until now I never gave much thought about Word Salad becoming the next obedient Puppet-In Chief for Biden's bossy Marxist handlers.
          Kackling Kamala may well be far better at reading what they write for her on a teleprompter.
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          • Posted by term2 1 week, 5 days ago
            I say after the mid terms if the leftists lose, biden willbe history, and kackling kamala will be our first and probably last black woman president.
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